WHY WOMEN CHEAT

He climb the bridge
And was about to jump
When i said
"Hello Mr, can i have the keys to your car"

" if you want to die
You woundnt be needing them where you are going"
He broke down in tears
"A woman right" i asked

She was the love of my life, he said
I gave her everything
Money, love kids, i mean i met all her needs
Yet she cheats

Listen Mr i said
Trust me it has nothing to do with you
Women are emotional beings
Control her emotions and you control her

Again God said 2 becomes 1
Not two halves becoming one
Also flesh of my flesh
And not my missing rib

Treat her like your equal
And not just a rib
Give her equal rights
And then let the magic unfold

He said in tears
We were the perfect couple
She called me baby because i lack beards
She called me daddy because i was older

She loved my open teeth
My bald hair
My crazy sense of humour
And my little jnr

But now
She fantacies about guys with bears and calls me boy
She says am too old to know whats in trend
She basically detest me

She now hates my bald heard
My open teeth
My sense of humour
Everything that once attracted her and now desires a larger jnr

And one day she says wants to leave me
That she've found a better man
She left me with the kids
Life went on

A year later
She comes back all apologetic
I let her back in
What do i get still

That she've found yet another
Who treats her better
The thing is
This time she took all i had

So this is me
An empty man
Ready to leave this world for her
Here, take the keys

Flee from half baked women, i said
And you will live long
Because they thrive in collecting
From any and every

Wipe your tears bro
A real woman will never make a man cry
She gives more than she recieves
A ring for a wife

A bride price for a family
A sperm for a child
Love for her life
A real woman keeps

She shares you dreams and not just your bed
Your vision and not just your money
She builds and not destroy
She loves you for you

Damn!
She isn't a real woman he said
Yeah she isn't, i replied
Real women don't cheat!