A Man's Heads

Every man has two heads, a big one and a small one. Both serve very important purposes but any man will confess that, though small, the small head’s function is paramount. Despite the differences in function and size, these two heads have very peculiar similarities.

They are both rich in blood supply and are highly innervated making them very sensitive. Cut the blood supply to the big head and just like any other human being, a man will be dead but do same to the smaller head and though still alive, a man will be as good as dead.

Though the big head has the privilege of hosting all five of the senses, the small head has the most sensitive spot when it comes to the sense of touch. Touch any man in that spot on the small head and the picture will be clear for you to see, a feminine touch on a big head will however produce similar but less sensual effects as compared to touching the small head.

Amazingly, both heads have got a pair of balls on or around them, those of the big head are called eyeballs, those of the small head, well, just “balls” will do. Both heads will go wayward without their balls but a small head without balls is like a missile launcher without missiles to launch, all erect yet worse than useless.

Interestingly, both heads are suspended on necks. However, whiles a longer and bigger neck for the big head may attract ridicule, a longer and fatter neck for the small head is a man’s greatest pride. With hair growing on or around both heads, the similarities between the two heads never seize to amaze me.

The fact that the brain in the bigger head takes all the decisions in a man’s life, coupled with the assertion that the blood flow to the two heads isn’t simultaneous such that when there is blood flow to the small head, blood flow to the big head is reduced, reducing a man’s ability to take and make wise decisions, continues to be a man’s greatest weakness.

This weakness has always been exploited by women, to let men make very unfortunate decisions which they mostly later regret, giving women an apparent superiority. A little feminine touch on a man’s big head and his guards are down, a feminine touch on the small head and he begins to speak in "tongues" making dumb decisions, if you doubt my assertion go back and read the Bible story about Samson and Delilah (the story of the betrayal of the big head by the small head), though the Bible isn’t explicit about the real facts due to obvious reasons, it still backs my point.

A man’s heads shall continue to be his greatest assets, exercising his brain and “sexercising” his waist but until men learn to think with the small head too, it shall remain their Achilles heel.