Congratulations, you have officially produced the most easily refutable argument I may ever have dealt with. This is exactly the response I would expect from a person who knows they have privilege, has no concern for intellectual honesty, and wishes to preserve their privilege.

Ironically, your argumentation is operating at about a 1st-grade level. Perhaps you should leave your glass house before hurling stones.

"take a seat at the kids table "

Ad hominem.

"you could not possibly be that"

Ad hominem.

"bet your not even married and know nothing of sacrifice and devotion!"

Ad hominem.

"!#getalife!"

Ad hominem.

"argumentum ad hominem, is where an argument is rebutted by attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person making the argument, or persons associated with the argument, rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

PS - Try to use a fact next time. That's how adults debate things rationally.