I'm sure you thought about the parentheses in the title but my first thought when I read the title was "hmm I should unfollow this guy, I had the wrong idea."

I went to read this before unfollowing and was happy to read a balanced point of view, and that you see the obsessive types online that use the triple-parentheses as pathological.

I may not understand your reasoning, but using those parentheses just as an obsessed idiot would seems counterproductive.