Cartoon idea.
A Hasidic jewish girl and an reformed jewish guy are the characters. Defined by choice in head wear.
The reformed guy walks on the Hasidic girl while she's holding a chicken. The girl proceeds in slamming the chicken against the table. The reformed guy says "What are you doing?"
The girl looks over at him with the chicken in her hand moving erratically. "What?" she replies. And, she continues to go back to slamming the chicken into the table.
The reformed jewish man scratches his head and says; "Miss... If you keep doing that you'll kill the chicken. There are feathers all over this room. The sound that thing is making is resonating throughout the neighborhood. I'm concerned for your mental health."
The Hasidic girl continues to smash the head of the chicken into the table. "What are you afraid of Kaporos?"
The reformed guy says; "Please don't cut my head off! I don't want to end up like the chicken."
The Hasidic girl laughs and says; "Kaporos! K A P O R O S."
The reformed man replies; "I wear the yamaka because I failed Hebrew school and have major guilt over it. I don't understand Hebrew."
The Hasidic girl says; "Yiddish!"
The reformed man says; "You're cooking that chicken? There are far better ways to get a chicken for cooking. The supermarket may even have kosher chickens."
The Hasidic girl says; "I can see why my father says that we are some of the greatest Jews on the face of the planet. I'm atoning for my sins."
The reformed guy says; "I have sinned too. But, I've never killed a chicken to repent. What about the saying thou shalt not kill."
The Hasidic girl replied; "That doesn't apply to chickens. Human kind is above animals or beasts."
The reformed man adjusts his yamaka and questions; "What kind of sins are serious enough to have to kill a chicken over in your case?"
The Hasidic girl says; "I'm Hasidic."
The reformed man quickly says; "What are we talking about here? Your sins? Let me guess. The moment you started banging the chicken into the table. You knew that my carnal Jewishness would appeal to the act. I'm looking at you right now. You're dressed in all black, very modest, and every time you sin you smash a chicken's head into the table. When people say she's killing it. That's your face right now. This is really a very hot experience for me and I don't know if it would be considered a sin to destroy the seed that's rising in my pants right now."
The Hasidic girl replies; "Had you said that last night. This chicken would have had more reason. I said I'm Ha sid ic. Hasidic. And, now my pantyhose are wet."
The reformed guy says; "Are you married?"
The Hasidic girl replies; "The reason I'm slamming this chicken onto the table till it's dead is because I would like a man to take me as his wife till he's dead. I'm a virgin."
The jewish reformed guy goes to say something and the girls father walks into the room. The Hasidic father says; "You don't know how to speak Hebrew or Yiddish. You don't know what Kaporos is about. But, you've confessed that you're attracted to my daughter. What do you do for a living?"
The reformed guy replies; "I like your hat. I'm a music making, vLogging, performer that accesses social media to perform."
The Hasidic father says; "What are you doing here?"
The Hasidic girl; "I invited him."
The reformed Jewish guy says; "That's why I came."
The father says; "Are you sure? You pants still look dry!"
The collective begin to laugh.
The father says; "I have to go get some chickens. I'll be back in a few hours. If anything happens between you two... You're married. Goodbye. Clean up this mess together."
The reformed Jewish guy says; "Don't worry your daughter is in good hands."
The Hasidic father says; "You should know when to put a foot in your mouth. And, I'll only be an hour. So hurry up and clean up the chicken."
The Hasidic daughter says; "I'm going to clean up and take a shower."
The Hasidic father says; "That's find as long as the table and floor are cleaned." The Hasidic father walks out to get some chickens.
The Hasidic girl says; "Have you ever thought about becoming Hasidic?"
The reformed man says; "I'm in my middle thirties. If that was going to happen. Don't you think it would have happened already?"
The Hasidic girl bashfully says; "My father just gave you an approval. He's never said that about any man in my presence before. I'm smashed the chicken because I fantasize about someone watching me shower or undress. Like a husband would watch is wife."
The reformed Jewish man says; "I'm not married."
The Hasidic girl says; "Perhaps, that's why he gave you the approval."
The reformed guy says; "I think your father was looking at my pants."
The Hasidic girl says; "I'm looking at them right now. Is that some form of non verbal proposal."
The reformed guy says; "I live at home. I can barely afford a diamond ring to marry a woman."
The Hasidic girl says; "I'm 18. I live at home. There is no one in the house. My father has given you approval. And, I'm only suggesting that you wouldn't have to worry about material things. I'm modest."
The reformed guy says; "That's a big step. I'm thinking that your attractive, I hypothetically have a rock for you to covet for the rest of your life, and the longer you look at my pants..."
The Hasidic girl; "Please help me clean. Let's hurry."
The jewish reformed guy says; "I'm picking up what your smashing down."
The two furiously begin cleaning up the chicken from the floor and table. The two finish with lightning quick speed without bumping into one another. The reformed Jewish guy begins washing his hands.
The Hasidic girl; "You're doing it wrong stop! That's not for poultry? If you get your hands wet we'll need a new sink."
The reformed guy; "Wow! I'll go to the bathroom."
The Hasidic girl; "I'm going to take the trash outside."
The girl takes the trash outside while the man gets cleaned up. The Hasidic girl meets the guy in the shower and says; "Well? Are you going to stand there and watch?"
The reformed guy says; "That's what you fantasize about."
The Hasidic girl says; "Only my husband can see that... I just atoned for my sins with the chicken."
The reformed guy says; "Your father went to get more chickens."
The Hasidic girl says; "Only my husband can see. Did you know that if a man touches a Hasidic girl he had better be her husband."
The jewish guy takes her hands and says; "Will you marry me?"
The Hasidic girl says; "Yes. Now watch me undress."
The reformed guy says; "I'm going to have to choke the chicken when your dad gets back."
The Hasidic girl says; "Can it wait till were married?"
The reformed guy says; "Oh! You thought I was talking about choking the chicken! I was referencing that I would have to kill a chicken for Kaporos because of the lust I feel right now."
The Hasidic girl; "My fathers a Rabbi. Perhaps, he can marry us when he gets back."
The reformed guy says; "Would you like me to stroke it and not destroy it?"
The Hasidic girl says; "My father will only be an hour."
The reformed guy says; "I was asking for the sake of the chicken."
The Hasidic girl begins to undress and reveals her pantyhose. The Hasidic girl says; "You said you would marry me and my husband must be able to destroy a chicken for Kaporos. Not the seed. My son's need a father that can be respected by my father."
The reformed guy says; "It's a great thing your undressed this far because it's enough."
The Hasidic girl says; "It would be enough I have incredible legs. Its a dress or skirt not a miniskirt I'm wearing. But, I would wear a miniskirt for my husband in private. For your information. Wait till you see my lingerie robes and nightgowns. And, I like your sense of humor."
The reformed guy says; "Since your going to be my wife... Is feeling this way wrong? Do I still have to kill the chicken."
The Hasidic girl says; "My father will be back in less than an hour. You're choking the chicken."
The reformed guy says; "Absolutely! You noticed!"
The Hasidic girl says; "I love you."
The reformed guy says; "I never thought I would fall in love at first sight... The first sight of undressing... I'm happy I made what appeared to be an idiot proposal."
The Hasidic girls replied; "It's a good thing you're definitely a leg man." And, proceeded to take off her shirt.
The reformed guy says; "You had me at no panties under your tights discovery."
The Hasidic girl said; "We're Hasidic. We're a little different. You'll have to be cool with it."
The reformed guy says; "I get a black hat out of the deal. I'm winning no mater how I choke the chicken on this one."
And, that's how some people eventually come to learn yiddish.
The cartoon ends with an image of Jesus. A narrative states; "Jesus loves us all."
The end.
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