I'm confused. My rep has been stuck at 56 for ages so today I decided to do something about it. First of all, I had to find out what 'rep' actually means rather than what I think it means. So as Steemit is a very trendy, cool and current platform, I thought I'd better check out the latest trendy, cool, and current definition. So...
Urban Dictionary definition 2017: 'Rep' :- Short for repetition. The execution of a single movement of exercise.
I'm fairly sure execution means to kill it, and 'single' and 'movement' I have covered also. 'Exercise' had me flummoxed, so thought I'd better check that word out also. Over to the urban dictionary again:
TOP DEFINITION
Exercise: something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.
Hmmm! So that explains it. Rep is actually a PARADOX. My rep has not improved because I'm spending too much time on Steemit and not enough actually doing 'Reps'.
Without further ado, I threw myself into the execution of single movements over and over again. I shall not take up too much of your time expounding on what I actually did over and over again, only to say it involved my right hand and another body part, I certainly killed it, and it is something single people do.
However.... my rep has not changed a single iota! Not a jot! Is there a time lag? Who knows these things? Is it that the first day of exercise is counted as an internship? Are reps on GMT or US time zones? Is it because I am Irish?
If this isn't sorted out immediately I demand a refund. Thank you.
Yes it's because you're Irish. :)
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Slainte! Finally, someone who knows what they are talking about ;)
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Ah, but you are using alternate definitions.
Sure, "execute" can refer to killing it, but it is also the root word of "executive" which is I think like a CEO or a president.
And "rep" is short, obviously, for "reptile".
Therefore you have to become a reptilian overlord in order to increase your rep on Steemit.
Btw, you are at 56.958. Only 42 more Shapeshifts to go!
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Alternate you say! Urban, trendy, cool and current definitions actually, and dare I say it...'hip' ... as opposed to elbow I suppose. Re: reptilian overlord... I did apply to become a child of the Roths, but apparently they don't adopt anyone over 18. Think they actually said over 8 or a teen, but i possibly misheard. Applied to BBC instead for Dr.Who part, reckon timelord/overlord run pretty close. Perhaps?
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Yeah, better go with the timelord gig. Overlords are overrated.
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Keep taking the tablets :)
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Can I borrow some of yours?
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its cool opnion @davidbrogan
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I like onions.
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