Reputation Challenge : It's a Cat's Life Afterall

A very creative challenge. I am answering to this call. This is my best shot and hopefully it is capable of cracking a few laughs.

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Reputation 25-29

You started ungroomed, dirty and confused. You constantly wander around crying for help. But this cry may attract the wrong attention. It may attract cheetahs and spam jackals. But you are potentially a beautiful feline, with a little bit of bellyrub and some ocd-resteem soap powder, the dirt is removed and there is the shiny fur with a really photogenic smile just nice for a photography shot.

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Reputation 30 – 39

You start to find other cats within your community. Maybe one that is slightly bigger. You start to grow up, still confused and trying out the ropes. If you are a dancing cat, you start looking for other dancing cat and you meow at them hopefully they notice you and become your friends. This is so that other cats do not make fun at you and throw dead rat at your face and call you roadkill eater. Your big brother the bigger dancing cat will protect you. There are many cats out there, some cats that write poems, music cats, artist cat and coding cats. What you must always refrain from doing, is to be a COPYCAT. That is a big no no that will destroy your cat life.

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Reputation 40 – 49

You start to notice that with a little effort you can earn a little here and there. Its not enough to buy cat treats but ever a period of time, maybe some tuna chunks. Whenever the neighbourhood animal loving boy, I think his name is Curie, comes and give you a chin rub, it feels so good, and you know one day you want to make him proud and grow up to be a strong independent feline. But its hard work, there are times when you wait by the window for Curie but he forgot to visit you. You get heartbroken but your big brother tells you to be patient, you will see him again one day.

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Reputation 50 – 59

You know that the nice boy Curie may not visit you so often. You want to be strong and independent. You started testing with purr voting bots and you ask other cats in your community to help you spread the meow around, they call it resteem meows. Don't ask me why it is called resteem. Your work starts to attract some attention here and there. Now you are able to buy a packet of cat treats each time you post. Other cats will come and leave their footprint at your doorstep. You sometimes ignore them but there are times when you make them your friend.

You start to look adoringly at the big boys out there. You also start noticing that the artist cats are all drawing the big boys and you wonder why. But you stick to your game plan. Other cats from other world tries to get your attention, so you reply with a meow sometimes. Then you suddenly remember you were young and dirty once. Very confused. You start looking around and you saw one or two dirty kittens, you know they need some bellyrub and minnowbooster comb to give them a beautiful fur. You do a bit of community service and hopefully the spam jackals and copycats dont get them to turn to the dark side.

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Reputation 60 – 69

You are already a full grown cat. You know when to look cute for the camera and when to resist the treats. But you see far in the horizon, there is a mightier cat. They call him the King of the Jungle. You started to admire and wonder how you can get there. You ask around and you keep trying.

At the same time, you also start to notice that you start to grow in size and more kittens and young cats are following you. Everyone is starting to meow at your doorstep. Some actually left poo while others bring you some nice fish fillet from the market. You start to gain popularity.

Your fur starts to grow nice spots and patterns. Your meow turns into a growl. A soft growl but still stern enough to scare of the spam jackals.

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Reputation 70 – 79

This is where you want to be. You always dream to be the king, and now you are the king. However there are a few kings. The savannah is huge. Every king have their own community and followers. Every time you growl the whole savannah hears you. Other kings hear you too. The respect is there. Many kingdoms try to invite you to their event, but your time is limited. Once in a while you look beyond your own pride and ask what if, what if becoming beyond 79 is possible? You started dreaming but you kinda know its not too distant. You want to try. You already have the fame and fortune, now it is to try for the unachievable.

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Above Reputation 80

This is a realm unheard of, there will likely be one leader. It is a dreamlike stage. Too surreal to be written in normal language.

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It was only yesterday that I was purring to be held,
Today I am the leader of the feline world,
I hold an invincible sword,
A single thrust I can change the world,
Everyone wants to know my name,
I was formerly a lion with my luscious mane,
Today I am groomed to eternity,
I am between dream and reality.

My name is Lionel Steem the Lord of the Cats.

The purpose of this post is as an entry into @modernpastor's reputation challenge.

My #makemeyourwhale campaign

p.s. In the event our neighbours Aceh is confused why our tags include them, we see ourself as a single community. Even our language is closely similar and we wish to forward our work and provide support for each other as a single platform.