So You Want To Own A Restaurant - A Novel Way Of Getting Hired (Maybe Not So Much) In Ten Easy Steps

in restaurant •  7 years ago 

A Novel Way Of Getting Hired (Maybe Not So Much) in Ten Easy Steps:

Step 1: Write a 1 star review on Relp because you didn't like the sushi that day.

Step 2: Change the 1 star review to a 5 star review after having been contacted by the owners and offered a full refund citing great customer service.

Step 3: Get your review filtered out by Relp's automatic filter because you don't have any friends on Relp and you only have the one review. Ignore Chef's friend request which will help remedy that situation and maybe get your 5 star review back into the mix.

Step 4: Never come in to collect the refund.

Step 5: Apply for a job. Setup an interview.

Step 6: Make sure Chef recognizes you from your Relp photo while she's looking over David's shoulder during his basic background research.

Step 7: Accept Chef's Relp friend request from WAYYYY back when you changed your Relp review to a 5 star review so that your review wouldn't get filtered by Relp's automatic filter because you don't have any Relp friends and because you only have the one review.

Step 8: Call in on the day of the interview and cancel because you already got another job.

Step 9: Cheerfully respond via email "Oh I forgot all about that!" when David offers his appreciation to you for having informed him of the cancellation prior to the interview and also casually mentions that your refund is waiting for you whenever you'd like to pick it up.

Step 10: Email David a couple days later to let him know you might want that interview after all.

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