17 Reasons Why I LOVE Working in Retail in 2017

I love hearing everyone fart, and then crop dust all around the store.
I love walking into the restroom on my 15 minute break only to find that someone drew a picture on half of the stalls with their very own form of artistic medium... their feces.
I especially love it when I tell a customer something and they say "Can I speak to your Manager", and they say the same EXACT thing.
I love it when I tell someone "Can I help you find anything" and I get a response like " I can help myself you cracker ass bitch"
I love the daily sock shoplifters that make Loss Prevention go crazy.
I love it when I walk into my shift with a positive attitude only to find out that nobody has touched my fitting room all day, and everyone from the entire county has come into my fitting room.
I love picking up and putting back together the fake beds after someone left their kid unattended.
I love my customers shit attitudes when their expired coupons from 6 months ago don't work.
I love it when people tell their children to just throw the clothes down on the floor because "it's my job, to pick it up" like I don't have anything better to do.
I love being flashed by saggy eighty year old women boobies in the Intimates department because they can't remember which brand of bra they bought, so "Can you check?" or "Do you know where this is?"
I love being hit on by the old men waiting for their wives in the fitting room... chivalry isn't dead after all.
I love it when women walk out of their completely destroyed fitting room and smile uncomfortably at me and say "Sorry", like if you were really sorry, you would have been a decent person and put it back on the rack.
I love it when people lose their belongings in the store and make sure that I am the person to look in every nook and cranny until I (they) miraculously find it in their purses/ cars.
I love it when people place online orders for items that have never freaken existed in our store.
I love half of my amazing coworkers who always seem to think that it's also my job to do their work ON TOP of my own... No biggie though
I love my managers who only care about sales and the amounts of credit cards we open that day... not our customers, how the store looks, or even employee satisfaction.
And lastly, I love the amount of time I put into a job that pays so amazingly ;) and that I work for people who don't give two shits about me or how I am doing.