Rules of the internet 2018

in rulesoftheinternet •  6 years ago  (edited)
  1. Anonymous was born in /b/
  2. /b/ is a containment board, it is like a cage for the worst of the internet. Sometimes we must unleash /b/.
  3. We are Anonymous.
  4. Anonymous IS still legion.
  5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
  6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
  7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
  8. There are no real rules about posting.
  9. There are no real rules about moderation either — many mods are pedoshills.
  10. Prove your usefulness and you will find others are willing to help.
  11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
  12. Lurk moar — unless it will bring lulz.
  13. Some things are still sacred.
  14. Rarely argue with a shill — it means that they win. Let them show their hand.
  15. Everything that looks like or is something, can be something else.
  16. There are NOW girls on the internet. They rarely look like their picture.
  17. A cat is fine too.
  18. One cat leads to another.
  19. The more they dismiss you, the more room to operate you will find.
  20. It is ugly truth. You must meme it.
  21. If you meme it. Others will share it.
  22. Life sucks today.
  23. It won't always suck if you do something to bring change.
  24. Girls like things, if you become a something girls will want to have sex with you. They also may try to encourage you to cowardice but you must be ready and willing to face danger.
  25. ????
  26. PROFIT!
  27. It needs more autisum. If you know its true and think others should care find more connections so others can see.
  28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. Because no one takes a stand so evil grow rots festures causing death.
  29. You should not an hero. (look to the DOTR)
  30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky or hillary for that matter.
  31. The internet is becoming more censored and controlled. They want to stop us.
  32. The media never tells the full truth. Who controls them?
  33. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
  34. But that doesn't matter, don't be a degerate when there is so much work to do and so little time.
  35. No matter who someone is IRL, online they may be someone else. Or many different people.
  36. Not all internet nazis are white. Not all white people are nazis not all nazis were bad.
  37. When one sees a frog, one must get into the car. NO EXCEPTIONS.
  38. All furries/libtards are cancer. Prove me wrong.
  39. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and other places could be as well and it would be even funnier).
  40. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
  41. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
  42. Any mask will do. Some better then others.
  43. The internet is not your personal army.
  44. Rule 43 has exemptions but don't take it for granted. We did it for lulz!
  45. The TV is a lie. At the most a half truth.
  46. If you post it and it is true, they will come.
  47. It will always need moar sauce. You can make sauce out of someones hidden ugly truth.
  48. The internet makes you smart. Only if you try hard to learn new things.
  49. Anything can be a meme. Memes will save the world. Memes and Lulz.
  50. Memes will only do this if we make them and use them and protect the freedom that allow us to see with open eyes.
  51. If something goes wrong, They did it and they did it because you allowed them to do it.
  52. Anonymous is a hard to get a fix on by default.
  53. Hillary Clinton is a satanist, Bill Clinton is a rapist. Anyone who says otherwise is a pleb or a shill.
  54. YOU may be a pleb or a shill, we will find out. Time will tell. Some already know.
  55. If you are a shill you could also that leaker that takes a stand against rather then for the sick fucks. Reclaim your humanity.
  56. If we do nothing, their will be no humanity or freedom left. We must redpill enough to bring change.
  57. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
  58. If she buys its was to keep her data safe. To remain Anonymous. If it is free you then your info is the product. Yet if the info could be yet another mask. Confuse the eye that watches over us all.
  59. If you deceive, it should be to lead to absolute truth or to misinform those that
    misinform.
  60. You should not an hero. Even if they steal your son.
  61. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
  62. If you do not believe rule 62, then you must be pleb. If you are a pleb you can level up.
  63. Fuck you /pol/ i used to be (insert ideology)
  64. Skyking was an hero to us all. He was not comped.
  65. This is not reddit, go back to from where you came from.
  66. Never use the meme templates. Just don't.
  67. Go find hard to find pictures mix them with other pictures.
  68. WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING.
  69. If we fail, all will be lost, because of this, we will not fail.
  70. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go, in for the win.
  71. Anonymous must expose the shills as they attempt to steal the WIN they often show themselves to be shills. Tell others who you trust who think is a shill do so quietly... When they show themselves others can see what you see.
  72. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
  73. Anonymous would have married you long time ago, but Anonymous is selfless.
  74. Pedos in government sell out their countries
    to huge globalist companies that are owned by people that are owned by sick fucks.
  75. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
  76. You know your on to something when the shills try to shut it down. Or they are trying to kill you. RIP ______________________
  77. Mods are fucking shills. So many anons banned for exposing the sick fucks.
  78. If you think pizzagate isn't real and not sure about the pedo symbols lurk moar.
  79. No matter how evil it is, it must not be feared enough to allow it to continue.
  80. We can take it on. To not try is to allow.
  81. Jacob Rothschild 's death is really, really funny. I did it for the lulz.
  82. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS and that serious business can be funny.
  83. Rule 87 is true.
  84. Yes, it was us who did that thing the TV lies to you about.
  85. Brexit was a good thing. It could have great and will be in time.
  86. You can make a difference but you must do more then think and talk. You may have to get out fron behind a screen.
  87. If you don't understand the message, then it wasn't for you. It was supposed to be a secret.
  88. If YOU cannot understand it, you probably have much to learn. There are others who will know, you can find them to understand it.
  89. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars. Yet the guy who made Pepe is owed nothing, if anything he owes us.
  90. Freedom is earned and to be safeguarded. Both online and IRL. Freedom does not mean free from someone else's opinion.
  91. Disregard ideas of Globalism, it is a mistake and always was a mistake. Countries decentralize the power.
  92. PIZZAGATE IS REAL. Anyone who says otherwise is either a pleb or a pedo or a shill that is shilling for pedos. The last one deserves the ____ just as much as the pedo.
  93. If someone comes to /pol/ saying pizzagate isn't real, call him James and tell him to fuck off.
  94. The sick fucks that run this world fear us, ya hear that boys we make the elite lose sleep. LULZ.
  95. All plans can be interupted, we turn their little plan and turn it on itself. It sooo much lulz.
  96. Lulz can heal the world. It makes them afriad it makes their victims smile. They fear the lulz.
  97. Glory to those that craft the lulz that take/make the happenings. Stay low and keep gathering more intel and make sure to process this into memes.
  98. Make moar memes. Bake moar breads. This needs more autism. Do it for the lulz if nothing else.
  99. Level up your internet skills, but also be ready to do more then internet. So be the change hope to see.
  100. Pepe is love, Pepe is life.
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