The Stupid Santa had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.
The Stupid Santa desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen item.
The Stupid Santa desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a different activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.
The Stupid Santa desired a sack of potatoes that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.
The Stupid Santa always kept a rubber johnny to throw. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.
The Stupid Santa wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.