The Scary Santa had a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It is an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.
The Scary Santa desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It would have been a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.
The Scary Santa desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.
The Scary Santa desperately searched for a pen that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.
The Scary Santa desperately needed a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.
The Scary Santa wanted a spade to share. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a spade is the thing to select.