So, finally, I have decided to jump on this crazy bandwagon that is #giveaways.

Luckily enough, I was inspired to do so because usually, it ain' t my cup of tea to fish. But you know, bandwagon and so on. When your mobile is in for repairs, you look for alternative solutions. Innit?

Thus, I fknmayhem, hereby proudly present you the:

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1st Ever Mayhem be Mayhemed Giveaway!!!!1!111!11

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zOMG

How did this ⚡️ strike me and made me decide to run the mostest amazingest funnest everest giveaway hosted on Steem?! 🎁🎁🎁

Another Steemian, of course. Because that's how communities work. I follow you, you inspire me, I upvote you and eventually... I copy you.

Can ya feel da love?!?!?!!!!

The Inspiration

The draw will only happen if this post reaches Payout min 70 SBD or more in 7 days. If it stays below, the game is canceled, sorry for that.
Source

WHOA! AMAZEBALLS!

As such, our firstest, bestest, and mostest amazing giveaway ever, will offer the winner one brand new iPhone 8 Plus, with 256GB storage!

_{iPhone not included}

You read that right, kids. An iPhone 8 Plus with 256GB storage. All for you and shipped to your door.

Couldn't be simpler!!!

The rules couldn't be simpler either. All you have to do is:

• Upvote this post
• Resteem this post
• Comment on this post
• Read the small print

That's all folks! Start upvoting, resteeming and GOOD LUCK. May you be the one winning this mostest awesomestest giveaway EVAH!!!.

_{This contest will only be rewarded if this post reaches a pay out of $5,000 value. If the revenue of this post is below $5,000 no prize will be handed out. Sorry.}

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Important Note

This post, and giveaway, is obviously satire and fictional, merely intended to call out the scrupulous, unethical fishing for bucks in the inspirational giveaway linked above. No iPhone 8 giveaway exists as such.

Rewards on this post are also declined.

If you're going to run a giveaway, do it cleanly and don't have a minimum payout expectation for your post, or just don't do it. Are you indeed that cheap for some bucks and some upvotes? Hope you will make something from it, don't make it a condition.
~FknMayhem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Small Print Made Bigger

This contest will only be rewarded if this post reaches a payout of $5,000 value. If the revenue of this post is below $5,000 no prize will be handed out. Sorry.

See also the inspiration. That's all folks!