Two years ago I was a pathetic schlub with no money, no friends, and no future. One day, I was drunkenly perusing YouTube when I saw it. The video that changed my life forever! Now I'm wealthy beyond belief, full of future stuff, and I have so many friends I have to make up excuses to avoid them. Life is good. And yours can be too. I'll show you how.
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Skeptical? I was too...at first. Then I wrote my first post. I explained how we could solve the world's energy problem using a deck of cards, twenty three sour cream and onion potato chips, and a liter of Mountain Dew. Not knowing what to expect, I hit Post.
The sound of my phone going off woke me the next morning. It was my ex. "You're all over the internet! Let's get together for lunch!" Confused, I turned on my computer to discover I had become a viral sensation. Everyone was talking about my energy solution. That first post earned me enough money to buy this house...
I look a little drunk here. You would, too, if you lived in a party mansion. (1)
But it's definitely not about the money. Since that first post, I've solved numerous other issues that have plagued us throughout history and have helped thous- millions of people. And, in return, I've made a crap-ton of money! Just look at where I live now...!
Patrolling the ramparts! (2)
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...has made me enough money to finance some of the most expensive hobbies there are.
That's three for me! (3)
I'm so successful I drive two cars at once. (4)
Proof of yacht. (5)
I'm so successful I catch two fish at once. (6)
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Almost forgot to brag about my action figure. (7)
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Thank you, Snook!
Only a legit baller can drive two Corvettes at once!! 😂
So I may not get my own action figure? 😢
Congratulations on your 2nd Steem Anniversary, Omra! You've done so much to be proud of in your time here. That you have made so many terrific and supportive friends is the best blessing and I'm very happy for you. 🤗
Here's to your even greater success in this coming year! 🍷
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Thanks! If you follow my proven system I guarantee that you might possibly have your own action figure. An island shaped like an O? It was meant to be. 🤔
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Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: omra-sky
New sending account balance: 267759
New receiving account balance: 10
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This was gold!!!!!!
I wish I had seen your method before I stopped posting!!!
I could have had a castle too!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank you so much! My system will work on any platform...assuming your credit card is approved. 😁
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Now that's funny! Proof of yacht, hahaha, brilliant!
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Thank you, my friend!
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This post has received a 3.13 % upvote from @drotto thanks to: @curationkiwi.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i enjoyed that very much. This is how i lure victims to steemit tbh. I flashed them my bling2 and huge mansion i bought from blogging 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you! 😁
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OMG! This is hilarious Omra! Hell, I would settle for catching 2 fish...at once, of course. You are too much Omra. LOL! Happy 2 years and I am so happy that I met you. Thanks for all of the laughs. Hugs!
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Thank you my friend. Just trying to pay you back for all the times you make me smile. 😊
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