Breaking!
Today president Trump has signed a new presidential order to ban hurricanes from American soil. The news was released by the "Bullshit Times" on wednesday.
(thedailybeast.com)
Wall!
After the devestating hurricane Harvey another even more fierce hurricane called "Irma" is on her way to Florida. Trump stated that these hurricanes are not welcome as they spread disaster all over America. Nobody asked for them to come and he wants them out as soon as possible. He even issued a warning to Irma, which is currently over the Carribean. If Irma sets foot on American land he will build a wall as high as 10 km all over the east-coast to divert the hurricanes to Mexico and Canada.
(Source Donald J Dump)
Cost
He also says the Carribean countries will charged for the cost of the wall, because they are responsible for the seawater temperature in the Mexican Gulf which feeds the hurricanes. No country has responded yet as they are fighting Irma as we speak!
(Ifunny.co)
To be continued...
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making me laugh this morning! :-) thx!
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Haha! Sure, he can build walls to ban everything and everybody, I'm pretty convinced :-D
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funny :)
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Shit! Even just the title made me laugh! I could actually imagine him saying this! This is too funny!
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