1 Never pass a bathroom,
2 Don't waste a hard-on, and ...
3 Never trust a fart.
Still, you can't help getting older,
but you don't have to get old..
And ...
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks,
but not our appetite for it.
Look for example at these people below.
'Keep on rockin' in the free world'
En garde! ...
F**k Bingo
Having Diarrhea AND Alzheimer:
a terrible combination.
You run, but don't know where to.
Her buddies call her
Little Green Riding Hood
His turntable may be a bit outdated
but DJ T(r)iësto still gets his audience delirious
Let's be honest people ...
Even the best safe
doesn't protect your money better than this
Growing older is not upsetting;
being perceived as old is.
sources: wiseoldsayings.com & pinterest.com
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2 Don't waste a hard-on, and ...
3 Never trust a fart.
Still, you can't help getting older,
but you don't have to get old..
And ...
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks,
but not our appetite for it.
Look for example at these people below.
'Keep on rockin' in the free world'
En garde! ...
F**k Bingo
Having Diarrhea AND Alzheimer:
a terrible combination.
You run, but don't know where to.
Her buddies call her
Little Green Riding Hood
His turntable may be a bit outdated
but DJ T(r)iësto still gets his audience delirious
Let's be honest people ...
Even the best safe
doesn't protect your money better than this
Growing older is not upsetting;
being perceived as old is.
sources: wiseoldsayings.com & pinterest.com
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and more of this kind of bullshit will be ignored and/or
could be rewarded with a nice and well deserved flag.
Write something meaningful or funny, but at least
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My grandpa don't want to retire he still wants to work what he loves of being a driver, i asked him why do you want to retire? and he said " You want me to just sit my arse off and lie on bed, you want me to practice dying?" :D
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Your grandpa has a good mindset!
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age just a number - u can just give up or go hard (especially with an erection)
:)
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😎 👍
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Great and funny post. It is all about perception. Not how others see you but how you see yourself. That will reflect upon others.
Two days ago I sat in the park on a bench and an old man sat next to me. We talked for an hour or so, it was awesome. Once he started talking about his old school transistor radio he lit up and you saw the little boy in him. Proud and cool!
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Great story. Admire those people who stay young in their hearts (and heads).
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I like the second rule :) From which age does it count:) ?
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Hahaha. Well, Robert DeNiro is 75 now and has a 7 year old son. Charlie Chaplin even became father when he was already 73.
So I guess there's still hope for us, haha
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That’s true everything else in your post is too funny 😁 though. Bingo is my favorite perhaps, but all of them are really innovative as always.
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Thanks for your compliment.
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lol, Never thought about that, but damn that must be a problem..
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It will be, even more if you also forgot to buy toilet paper.
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Those Technics need a polish but he looks set for a big night!
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Hahaha, he sure does.
'Come on people! Put your hands in the air'!! (for those who still are able to).
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I've got some ibuprofen gel for the after party!
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Great, and some weed please. Little Green Riding Hood has already smoked the whole bag all by herself.
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What a space cadet she's turned out to be - that bag was supposed to go into grandmas cakes.
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I know, I know. But you know her when she's really going bonkers. Right at this moment she's on the stage, topless next to T(r)iësto and heating and cheering up the audience.
(btw, her pole-dancing act starts in two hours. Don't be late).
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lol
Replying on my phone, already there :D
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Hi @smasssh nobody will touch your money for sure hehehe
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They bite you know, haha.
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Dude, I'm 22 and i already can't trust my farts....
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In your case I think it might have lots of others reasons than age then, hahaha.
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everybody wants to get old , no one wants to be old
cheers on our life my friend , nice weekend
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Cheers to that and a nice weekend to you too.
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The Tree of Life, or Etz haChayim (עץ החיים) has upvoted you with divine emanations of G-ds creation itself ex nihilo. We reveal Light by transforming our Desire to Receive for Ourselves to a Desire to Receive for Others. I am part of the Curators Guild (Sephiroth), through which Ein Sof (The Infinite) reveals Itself!
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??? You might as well have it written in chinese, than I would have understood just as much as I do now.
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😆One dose of smasssh a day, keeps the doctors away, lol, nice one smasssh
This is so true
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Thank you. Nice compliment.
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This is really hilarious but contain receive big message like seriously, it does criticize but at the same time teaches some moral. I can't but reason along with you. Keep your money from me haha lol. I can't steal it but keep it for you
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Satire/fun mixed with a serious message will be remembered longer.
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Little green riding hood is my kinda gal hahahah i won't regret smoking some with her, maybe later i bring her to her youth ahhahahah with dj triesto in the background
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I hope for you she's not falling asleep, hahaha.
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She gon have a heartattack :DD
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😂😂🤟🏻 These pictures remind me of My 70 year Old uncle. He lost both of his legs due to some terrible medical mistakes, but when he puts on AC DC, he starts playing his air guitar and forgets all his troubles.
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Awesome! Makes me believe he's a fan of the (real) ACDC, still with Bon Scott. Brian Johnson was a nice replacement but not a shadow of Bon. But that's my personal meaning. (Btw, acdc is on my list of songs to put here too)
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Haha, Yes he is old school AC DC from the early days. Like you said, Brian Johnson isn’t a bad replacement. But nothing can match the voice and attitude from Bon Scott. Looking forward to your next choises.
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Fucking hell. I have been wrong all this time. People telling me it was about passing sperm on the face were joking!
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My granny used to say ..
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Happiness does counts ..
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Or a banana ...
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They are among the lucky ones because even though they are old, they still have a good day.
Although not everyone gets it.
One day I also want to like it.
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That's the spirit!
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Age does not limit the situation, the elderly never give up and not discouraged in the work and entertaining everyone. even they give motivation to us who are still young to be made an example that with their age which have very weak but they have high spirit. because they do not want old age buried in vain, because disease that can not be cured is disease old and dead.
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Hilarious. I work with people with dementia, so you'll understand that reading : 'Having Diarrhea AND Alzheimer:
a terrible combination.
You run, but don't know where to'
gave a quite complete picture in my head and I hear myself saying:
"I'll bring you to the toilet"
"Toilet?? Why? "
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I will keep them in mind :)
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At your service!
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Great one
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Looking at the amount of upvotes sofar, it looks like that yeah.
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old age is not a thing that becomes a barrier to perform an activity. can maintain a good diet and adequate rest
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True.
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wow they are so smart and cute.
Song have no age.
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What is that? A man with a voting hammer?
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