Why do I still insist on looking at Yahoo?

in satire •  7 years ago 

I honestly cannot remember the last time I was actually happy I clicked on any story provided by Yahoo. What's even more annoying is that I know that it is tracking my habits so it thinks that it is providing me content that it thinks I enjoy. But I hate it all. And yet, I still click it enough that it keeps thinking I'm a complete moron.




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Here was a link in the Yahoo feed today.



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I can just picture who ever edits this.

"Hmmmm what picture pairs well with a headline about murder?

I know!

A wacky selfie that you would find on someone's dating profile!"

I'm surprised she isn't sticking out her tongue and making a silly face. Or perhaps wearing a funny hat and glasses.

For the record, I did not click this story.

Just because Yahoo thinks I'm a fucking moron, it doesn't mean I actually am one.

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You ain't a moron man.