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in scary •  7 years ago 

About a week ago, i was laying on my bed with my laptop as i was watching random YouTube videos and looking at Tumblr memes. I ended up hearing a soft thud beside my laptop, so naturally i look there.

It was a dead lizard.

Considering that I don't handle dead animals well, i panicked and swatted it off the bed. I relaxed after a few minutes before i reached over to grab the blanket that was bunched up in the corner of my bed.

And there it was again: the dead lizard.

Freaked out, I used the blanket and i chucked the lizard off the side of my bed like a slingshot. So now it's just sort of there. I have a feeling now i'm going to be haunted by the lizard's ghost like how Dexter was haunted by his goldfish. Either that or it'll teleport onto the ceiling again.

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