The Smirnoff "screwdriver" tastes like Fanta orange and rubbing alcohol

in screwdriver •  8 years ago 

$2.49 at the corner Shell. Five-dollar bill, $2.04 change. Bought one twice.
First time, the brown paper bag was too small, but I was driving. So the second time, I was on foot. I requested a black, plastic bag with handles. Not really. Black pastic was what they had.

There's a foot path between Kroger and my apartment complex, but I haven't used it. Don't want my daughters or mother to follow me. That would only end in calamity. I didn't finish the contents of either bottle. I chased them both with tall glasses of water. Tasted like, grown-up orange soda.

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  ·  8 years ago Reveal Comment

Awesome (hilarious) I misread at first, "I bought a beer, which looked like my dog." My fault. I didn't drink all of the screwdriver(s)