Another sneakpeak from a script that i am writing
John was living with his friend Dan for a 2 months in some old house that did not have a working heating system. So they used chopped wood in fireplace and some shitty radiator that didnt to shit but was mostly a bit of mind calming comfort project. They liked to think that this radiator helps them keep warm.
First three days went well like always, but Dan had this "3day rule", which means that after three days all the people who is being together in same rooms will start to notice every little daredevil details they are doing wrongly.
Well this rule actually was true. After three days Dan started to notice that John again uses so much toiletpaper, but he do not buy it back, never, because he already told once, in a shop, when he HAD TO buy a toilet paper actually once in his life, when he looked the 8-rull toilet paper price was 2 euros, then he fucking started to scream.
John: 2 fucking euros for a toilet paper? Go fuckyouself. I never will buy with this price.
Dan: What the hell man... can you atleast use less toilet paper then?
John: Go fuckyouself for insulting me.
So Dan knew John well, yes.
In the old house Dan started notice also that John is putting all the dishes in but never washes them instantly.
Dan: Why you wont wash the dishes man?
John: You know i like to wash it, you know it, admit it! Admit it!
Dan: Yes, but why you wont wash them now? It is stacking up....
John: Go fuckyouself, i wash them when stack is full.
Dan hosted John, it has been 1 month, John decides to shave his balls and dick.
John has shaving in showerroomlike an 1,5 hours... Dan keep thinking about the water bill.
Dan is knocking on a showerroom door.... KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
Dan: Man, how long this will take?
.... end of sneakpeak