Game of Thrones Season 5 (2015) Review

SPOILERS ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS**

And Mance is being burned alive. He dies for what he believes in. It scares me watching this. They're all just a little too ok with this. Then again, we all are. It's such a convention, a public execution. How savage are we?

When Jon Snow is new Lord Commander, the ultimate message on The Night's Watch and Wildlings tribalism is," John made love, not war, therefore he sucks."

Shireen had more sense than her mom. Let that register on your radar.

The colonialism aspect is so relevant and true.

Man, mad double standards when Cersei talks to her cabinet. They would not talk to Tywin the way they talk to her.

Cersei makes Margaery sound bad for smiling. Cersei’s so miserable.

Cersei’s walk, WHAT THE FUCK? I wouldn’t even do that to the worst person in the world.

The Septas are annoying and scary. “Confess, confess, confess. Shame, Shame, Shame.”

Then we cut to an orgy out of a Kubrick film from one of the seven. He’s a spiritually abusive High Septer. Cersei goes to find the High Sparrow, as Septer goes to appeal to the Lannister's cabinet.

Arya meets Jaqen again, and he offers her passage into The House of Black and White. She goes in. "Who are you?" She asks.

"No one, and that's who a girl must become."

She sees where they keep the corpses faces, which is haunting and intriguing at the same time.

OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY. I wonder when this shit of talking down to people will end because of social constructs. Whatever the reason, people can't see past being born from a different couple or with a scar on your head.

Sansa and Ramsey are married, and he keeps Theon in their bedroom to watch them. Sansa is raped. Theon can’t take this shit, and how do we know? He’s crying his eyes out while it happens.

Roose wants Ramsey to marry Sansa, and Baelish tries to marry off Sansa! Baelish is a manipulative evil shit. This is how sinister Littlefinger is. Do you think Littlefinger doesn't know about Ramsey? I feel sick for Sansa.

This also is how sinister and power hungry Baelish is. He convinces Cersei to give him rule over the north if he helps her out too.

Since Sansa was escorted to her wedding by Theon, Theon’s been crying. So, what’s going on in his head I wonder?

Ooh, Miranda threatens to marry someone other than Ramsey. Interesting turn of events. Ramsey said it was ok if he married Sansa, but not Miranda. Ramsey didn't like Miranda standing up to him.

Sansa tries to escape. Theon and Miranda corner her. Miranda attacks her, and Theon attacks MIRANDA. Right then, I jumped up, and yelled ,"YES!" at the top of my lungs, and pumped my fist. They run to a ledge, then jump to escape.

Margaery’s grandma talks to High Sparrow and he says,” You are the few. We are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few...” He trails off as he walks away. After he said this, I said,” DAMN.”

The killing of Shireen is HORRIBLE. Hey, Shireen, sorry, but your parents will consent to frying you at the fucking steak. If I were a civ there and found out about this, I’d run.

Danerys' storyline I like. She's missing Ser Jorah. They’re corned Attack of the Clones style when Drogon comes in to save them. Everyone stops and stares at the dragons.

My confidante said, “She should watch how to train your dragon."

Valyrian steel AND dragon glass, it turns out, can kill White Walkers.

Out of $10 USD, I give this season $10. It was REALLY good, and I wonder how this story will end.