Oh and I shit on the carpet too.
Hello. My name is Precious, but my slaves call me Fat; you can call me “The Fats”.
I have this, well this problem. I loooovve food, I cannot stop eating! I think about it day and night and I cry and whine when I don’t get it. I am super manipulative and I act really sweet when I need to feed, but once I get what I want I don’t give a crap about anything, well I usually just pass out.
Jesus, I am almost as big as my slave!
I am also reeallly lazy too. Run? What’s that! I typically waddle wherever I need to go, and I am so freaking fat that I can’t really jump up onto anything except the bed and the couch. I am so lazy that my slaves have to bring me treats because I am too LAZY to waddle my fat ass over to the kitchen.
How did this all begin? Well my previous slaves (which SUCKED at being slaves, btw) Kept me in a basement by myself. I didn’t get no loves, and no attentions, but I got lots of FOOD. So I engorged myself to make up for the lack of loves and pets.
I am feeling froggy!
My former slaves donated me to this place with a bunch of other cats and I got to sit in a cage all day and only eat a quarter cup of dry food a day for 8 whole months.
Then my new slaves took me to my new quarters (mind you these slaves are MUCH better at pampering of me) and I got LOTS of foods and treats and loves and pets! I was so happy!
That cat behind me annoys the shit out of me OMG …
One day a while back, my new slave tried to put me on I diet. I did pretty good for a few days. I was committed to losing the weight and exercising. Unfortunately, I fell off the wagon and I started buttering up my slave to give me my wets and treats and foods. But she didn’t give in. So then I started to whine and cry and whine some more and I harassed my slave until I got ….. you guessed it …. FOODS!!!
Fuck I am so Fucking Fat. And Lazy. And I like to shit on the carpet sometimes, what is WRONG with me?!?!?!
That’s okay. I realized I need to accept myself as a 22lb BBK (Big Beautiful Kitty) and embrace my furry curves. After all, my owner loves my fat rolls and uses me as a pillow. I like that. Sometimes.
Hi Precious, You are adorable just the way you are and you deserve yummy foods whenever you want! Tell your slave owners to suck it up and keep the foods and treats a'coming in between your cat naps and lots of tummy rubs and kisses! 😻
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