The End is High (We're in Revalations)

I've come up with this brilliant theory that we are actually living in the revelations chapter of the bible and we're getting close to the end because God only gave us 2 punishments both of which gives us life and death the first one was water which has already happened and the second one being Fire although that's mainly for death it can also bring back life such as seeds. I say this because the bible says god gave us warnings of when it was going to happen and why. What's going to happen? well in case you guys aren't aware the Yellowstone Volcano has had the largest amount of activity this year that's a pretty big warning that few people are paying attention to. But why is this happening? As it says in the Bible People are starting to love themselves, boasting about what they can do/have, despise good people, traitors, People committing to crimes such as homicide, and lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God. And that ladies and gentlemen is what we're seeing today God is asking us to stop doing what's wrong by giving us that large activity of that volcano.