I'm Buying Your Vote - Act Now! [crazy emoticons to get your attentionz]

in sellout •  7 years ago 

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Selling Out or Cashing In?

Since others are now buying their Witness spots and showing what a joke the entire process is, I decided to sell out as well and join the Buy a Vote Gang (BVG).

All You Have To Do Is Upvote My Post!

But not just this post ... every fucking one of them!

You will be my upvote bi@tch from now on.

But Tuck What Do I Get?

Yes Jerry Scamfield will send you money to buy his way to his Witness spot, but that's not my style. Here's what you get for being my upvote bi@tch.

Freerolls!

As long as you continue upvoting my post you will receive entry into our weekly League Freerolls where you can win Steem Backed Dollars at http://Lucksacks.com

But ... Jerry's Money is Guaranteed

You puss, stop whining about how you get your free money!

Just shut up and take it anyway you can get it ... it's free money!!!

Plus, you can win a lot more than Jerry's handing out by buying Witness votes, which is bad ... really, really bad. Someone should probably look into that situation, that's all I'm saying ... and those of you that voted for him just to get a buck ... pffft.

Now Make It Right

If you were one of those that sold out for an upvote, then you're in the right place, for we shall redeem you! Your upvote here helps a thriving Community grow, not just one guy. All of the SBD earned from poker related post go towards freerolls at the Steem Poker League ( @spl ).

So after you vote, you can go play some poker with friends from Steemit and win some SBD!

Now click that upvote button ... bi@tch! ;)

Welcome to TuB. The upvote scam that pays you back with Freerolls!


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Baba-doing! That was my funny meme meter going OFF the scale!

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Nobody should be selling their witness votes, that's just plain bad for Steem.

this guy gets it!

lol not so impressive

Yes, going around shitposting comments on peoples blogs and then upvoting yourself money is not so impressive. =/

Harsh.

Sold!! Erm I think :0D

I had heard about this buying witness votes malarkey. That can't be right can it?

Sounds likley

You sir, might have just cracked the system. Please, also check my blog.

refollow4refollow?

Loool Great initjative man bit the writing style got mw hard xD
Cheers

done for you now ball is in your court.

I take it you and Jerry are not friends

Lol how about creating actual content people want to read.

I was thinking exactly the same lol

You're out of the club.

Hi

Hi

Ahh a lot of anger seething from this post, I like it. I like poker too.

Thank you. That's the word I was trying to think of. Alas, it's Sunday evening here, and I have been deprived of coffee. Seething, yes, and understandably so. Buying votes in any context is morally wrong. Being someone else's bi@tch is a matter of choice, however.

ladies and gentleman this here is the definition of a cyber beggar!

Yes I beg for your worthless upvote so I can give u monies! :D

:P

Buying of vote or tricking someone to vote you simply put steemit on the byline, as it doesn't reward those that have written great posts with the accorded returns.

That's too bad for social media to stay...

Let me think here.
No upvote for you bi@tch :D

How do earn more without beiing a bagging rat? :)

You just got to put in work or buy steem power. There are no real shortcuts at this point in the game unless you got some whales as friends

You just got to put in work or buy steem power.

Or Both! ;) (my method)
FOLLOW for YOU! Teach me the ways of the HUSTLER...

lol not so impressive

That fcuking Jerry is really playing dirty games here mate! But now just look at his post, many people has discovered his real face, his payouts just dropped drastically!
I've deserted him too! He is always forcing people to upvote him!
Cheers
@progressivechef

You had me at poker and weed. Followed.

So confused

u must be new here. one day, it will all make sense. :D

of course I'm new lol

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upvoted and follow.... if you want support me too mate as i am new here but i am a good photographer have a look at my travel post, thank you https://steemit.com/travel/@bllackwidow/sakis-my-trip-to-iceland

No promoting other upvote scams on my upvote scam post dude. ;)

Upvote and comments

replied and hit post.

Hi @tuck-fheman can you help me with post that i made a few hours ago because the post so far have not showed its progress. I really hope the help come from you and tentunnya every help you give and any kind of help from you very I cherish and hopefully You always succeed, get the achievement as you expect

It's because I don't give a fuck. ;)

Ha ha ,
Let's enjoy it. ..

BUEN POST BRO

LMAO you big sellout 😂

First of all, that langauge man. Have some coffee or hot chocolate ;)

Second, wait Jerry paying for votes? I want some lol. How much is he paying? I follow him, but didnt get paid.

Third, is freeroll legit? and where can I play poker?

This sounds not too bad. Is that entry into every single free roll thats ever played?
Your word play is straight forward yet degrading as well.

Funny thing is this, I already resteem and upvote the poker post you make. Lmao

Yes, every poker game post you upvote means you gain entry into that poker game. We have sophistikated bots scanning every upvotes for teh accuracies. Be warned, if you miss even one upvote ... you're out! Our botz will cathch uz!

Bet you're on pal. All I need to do is upvote all the poker blogs and resteem them? That's easy. Count me in as of now.

lol, this is great, upvote bitch. upvoted, commented, resteemed, followed, stalked, shared.

Nice, I never thought this would ever happen on Steemit.

Upvoted. What now?

Just keep upvoting!

That sounds like just too much work.
Still, I like your name. My second favorite after @gigafart
puff puff pass

Nice!!! Very Impressive

Hahahaahahaha , what a easy way you find to get upvotes now . Make a fake wordings and peoples started making it false and you gets free comments 👏👏👏👏

Hahahahaha

Upvoted!

Great post and idea. Upvoted

This was hilarious!! The comments, yours included were even better than the post though. I don't know if I'm to high or if that was just the best thing on steemit. Your comment's were too much and there were lots of easy targets! SteemitGold. printed stamped delivered (and unwitnessing, this was new news to me. thanks)

You can just vote for him and then take the vote away and vote for someone else for the witness, can't you? Maybe that can teach him a lesson that paying for the spot is not worth it. :)

Upboated

upvoted/followd ;)

Any chance you could elaborate or link any information regarding the witness spot purchasing?

You'll find it eventually I'm sure. I don't want to link promote other peoples upvote scams, I'm trying to get mine off the ground here. ;)

Quite!

Welcome Friends "Blog For You"... I need Support All ... Upvote My Post & Follow Me ➡️ I Will Also Do The Same For You... Thank You...!!!!☺️

Well this seems like an extremely reasonable offer.

Are things really this bad here? I'm a newbie...

It's good idea,,,, we give and we win.

Its like giving up your ability and not doing things what is worth for your goals and dream to make it realistic....lol