Customer: "I need to speak with someone in authority. Your customer care is appalling!"
Me: "Sure, how can I help?"
Customer: "I sent an email to your stupid ticket system this morning and you guys haven't had the decency to call me!"
Me: "I'm terribly sorry, about what time did you send it?"
Customer: "About 9:40am"
Me: "Hmm? What subject did you give the ticket?"
Customer: "Emails are not working."
Me: "Sorry?"
Customer: "Emails are not working!"
Me: "Umm? If your emails are not working we won't have received the email"
Customer: "Look! You host our emails so you should be able to see them!"
Me: "Umm? It doesn't work like that, no emails are leaving your Server so that's why we haven't responded because we never got your email."
Customer: "So what's the point of a ticket system then?"
Me: "Because for situations like this you can either log into the web portal or, like you are doing now, give us a call."
Customer: "Look! I don't have time to argue with you, just get it fixed."
Me: "Certainly, I'll just make out a ticket for you."
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So customer intelligence is not improving then.
BTW I'd say the Steemit tag is not appropriate for this. Try #oc for original content (although I'd say it should all be original). Have you looked at the tribe tokens you can earn? There may be one for humour.
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These 'tags' are starting to be annoying. People should use Tags to not only help other users find the work but also to highlight any crossover with other Steamians work. I don't have time to learn what #stem or #oc means and as for "Tribes" what is this, Lord of the Flies? Jesus, it was bad enough with "Steem Monsters" now there's "Tribes" 🤦♂️
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They have some uses. 'Tribes' is just a name. It's a way to actually find relevant content and it earns you something. Things may change again with SMTs when they are ready. It's still a work on progress.
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So why not just use Categories? Tribes, sounds like some sort of Team building training session. LOL
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Should I even bother trying to explain? It's there if you want to look.
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Hmm? Probably only interested in #STEM
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