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His Purple Servant searched for a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Servant needed a CD player to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Servant always kept a lava lamp that they would hug. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Purple Servant found a set square that they would sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

His Purple Servant desperately desired a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Servant owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It was a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

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