The Seven Day Beer Challenge 4# - Spartan Beer

in sevendaybeerchallenge •  7 years ago  (edited)

Yesterday I featured a beer named after Alexander the Great. Continuing the same theme, today's beer carries again a heavy legacy. Meet the Spartan beer:

As you can see, the can features an ancient Spartan hoplite and as you may know from the 300 film, Spartans were one of the most feared military forces in the ancient Greek world. At the height of Sparta's power, it was commonly accepted that one Spartan was worth several men of any other Greek city state. 

Among other things, Spartans were known for their laconic lifestyle, deprived of any unnecessary luxuries. Take for example their..national dish, the black broth, full of protein and more than enough to sustain their armies during battle...but tasted like shit! 

Same with their education. They were among the most literate Greeks back in the ancient times but unlike other Greeks rarely bothered to show off their superior intellect. Same with their speech, short, simple and to the point. Take for example the brilliant response  when King Philip of Macedon told them that “If I win this war, you will be slaves forever” asking for their alliance under his rule. The Spartans simply replied:

"If" 

Soon after, all Greek city states had, one way or the other, pledged their alliance to Philip. All except Spartans, who Philip never dared to challenge!

And after a brief introduction to Spartans, let's talk a bit about the Spartan beer. It was the cheapest lager beer in the place I got it from and everything about it appears to be laconic, at least on the outside. A simple design, no fancy description other than the mandatory ingredients and a very cheap price. So, unless it tastes like shit it could be a perfect option for any true Spartan! But how it will fair overall?

Let's start with some more photos:

Cheers!

Review

Mandatory Note: I won't pretend I am a connoisseur or something. Chances are I would fail a blind test between the beers I typically drink. 

I didn't have high expectations for this beer, since it was the cheapest available option. Having said that, the taste was ok, had a nice bitterness, it wasn't too watery and overall I liked it. It's exactly what you want to drink if you want to get drunk and you are on a budget. Ancient Spartans would probably enjoy a glass of cold "Spartan". 

Will I drink it again? Probably not, as I already know of another cheap beer that tastes pretty much the same but is about 30 % cheaper :)

After a bit of thinking I decided that @janusface and @scandinavianlife will be the next ones I will be challenging, as they both carry the legacy of another proud group of warriors.. the Vikings! Can't wait to see some cool local Norwegian beers :)

These are the rules to be taken into account:

  • You have to try a new beer every day, for 7 days
  • The beer must be something you have never tasted before
  • You must put a photo of the beer and write a few words about it
  • Nominate someone every day
  • If you are a social outcast with no friends to invite you just join the fun. You have every excuse to drink!
  • Use the tag "#sevendaybeerchallenge" as one of your five tags.

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Haha. I can't afford beer in times like this man! And as a modern viking, I'm a fragile health nut who would get anxiety from drinking alcoholic beverages every day for a week! Madness!

But my good friend @deismac is an aspiring alcoholic (he will of course deny that, which is the best proof that he actually is an aspiring alcoholic) , and I'm sure HE will accept the challenge. He's a much better Viking than me, even though he's half muslim. (Yup, muslim is a race) He lives in a redneck trailer home in the backwoods of Norway where he is raising chickens and trading cryptos at day - and in the evening he's a salesman with a tesla. Quite the viking equivalent of Clark Kent. SuperMuslimMan maybe..

I'm not sure if you accept half turkish people from the muslim race in your contest though. And to be honest, between you and me..I totally understand if you don't!

I do however greet thou with thee outmostest of gratitude for nominating this humbelestest of vikings to your most splendid contest good sire. I bid you that it will fare thee well and that alcoholism in the most outmost way will not be the result of this fine contest my young lad!

This is what you get when you have a self-proclaimed viking, that in reality is a half vegan health hippie, and you come by and beat them in cross country skiing "despite" eating loads of meat and with tar infested nicotine lungs. Insallah.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄😄

Haha, you're not even close to beating me lol. Lies. Typical muslim. He goes on these short trips like 6km and brags about 10,2-10,3 km/h speeds. I'm close to 12kmt average speed for 10-15km. And I probably have inherited heart failure going on!

Odin er størst!

Sure thing, although I have never interacted with him XD Well, @deismac if you read this, you are challenged!

And don't worry about your health so much! Multiple studies have shown that one (just one!) drink per day has multiple health benefits :P

And also worrying about your health is probably the worst thing for your health :)

One drink of red wine that is, if im not mistaken! I drink a small glass of red wine every day to get those special antioxidants. Just like one tiny glass. I have successfully reduced my tolerance level of alcohol to a very low one. Or at least I've learned to notice the subtle differences in mood change and bodily perception better.

Arrrrr! Out on a viking raid we go! lol

"People who drink wine, liquor or beer regularly are less prone to heart failure and heart attacks than those who rarely or never drink. Three to five drinks a week can be good for your heart."

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160218060941.htm

I can't find more, but probably I won't convince you XD

Thanks for the challenge! :) As @scandinavianlife says, I would normally be having no trouble jumping in on such a challenge. But since the I have some health hippie to beat in cross country skiing, I have decided to go all in. The beer wouldn't be any problem in that sense, but quitting smoking will be close to impossible in that conjunction.

The only Greek beer I have tasted is Mythos, and I liked it very much. Would have loved to try a Spartan. I think I have to pass this challenge. Firstly, beer in Norway is so expensive that I would get broke while subsidising the State. Secondly, I do not drink so much on weekdays. Norwegian (beer) drinking culture is all about binge drinking Vikings-style in the weekend:) Damn, now I really want to drink a beer. Norway has had a tremendous explosion in microbreweries in the last couple of years, so there is plenty of quality beers available.

That's too bad :( out of curiosity, about how much would I have to pay in a supermarket for a 0.5 cheap beer?

A cheap beer is about 5 USD, but a microbrewed beer I have never tasted would be like 10 USD. A regular 0,5 L at a bar is 10- 12 USD:)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

FUCK! Well if I ever decide to cut drinking ulI know where I am moving ! 5 usd for a cheap beer is just...sad :(

A spartan beer? I need to start drinking again.

You do. Consider yourself challenged :)

Are you starting to reduce the dosage?

Nah, it only came in that size :P

OK! for men the main thing is not to drink non-alcoholic beer! :)

Non-alcoholic beer is the first step towards a rubber woman )))

Posting at 10am in the morning beer , meat ! 🤭 Alchola mou esy !!!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

High-protein meal accompanied with an energy drink. Typical spartan breakfast right before battle!

"THIS IS......... Wait hold my Beer.........SPARTA!!"

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😂😂😂😂

I am not sure why anybody would have beer with their lunch. It just ruins the taste of the meal 😌

The real question is why anybody should have a lunch at all when you can have a perfectly balanced diet based 100% on beer? 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Four Greek beers in a row. Are you going entirely local with this challenge?

Hey, sorry I missed your comment! Yep, it seems so :D

It's is really fun

Trying out new kinds of beer daily

It is 😁😁