Fornication

Ladies with roommates, please, when a guy visits your roommate, know when to excuse them. Understand that your female roommate — for reasons best known to her — May never ask you to excuse them even though she's craving the D so bad she's dripping.
When a guy has a girl over he doesn't need to tell his roommate before he figures he has to look for an excuse — no matter how unbelievably dumb — to make himself scarce. But nah. You ladies will just sit and cross leg and be chewing gum and laughing at gist that doesn't belong to you.
Leave two people to fornicate in peace biko nnu stop the bad belle. Simple sister code you people don't have.
You and a girl will plan to meet and sexually abuse yourselves and you visit the girl at home and that is when her roommate will pull out her Black's Law Dictionary to start studying. Ordinary side sign to please excuse she will not understand. Later I'll be hearing how girls are smarter than guys.
I agree, but please get the fuck out of your room me and my girlfriend wants to commit fornication in piss. *Peace.