More thoughts on Men Oppression and Porn

in sex •  8 years ago  (edited)

A few hours ago I came across an excellent post. The author spread her legs to illustrate her idea. May I do the same ?

https://steemit.com/sex/@sean-king/more-thoughts-on-women-oppression-and-porn

I did not understand the text entirely, but the picture has attracted me. So I've thought if I could do something similar, pretend to the same success. In the meantime, I am not a philosopher, but you may already figure this. So I think I should try if it still works with just a parody of the picture.


Credits: Me

My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps

  1. Show them all who you are
  2. Give yourself away
  3. Bring your fruits to the table

Behind the scene

In the first intention, I wanted to show one of my balls, but my Girlfriend told me she would leave me if I do so. Then I rushed to the fruit stall to find a Rambutan; it’s a local fruit that has some anatomic similitudes with the male attributes.

We had to go gets some props for the purpose of the shooting, and all the way on, me and my GF bursts out laughing every 2 minutes. The girl at the wig shop will probably wonder why I can’t stop laughing in his shop, and it might puzzle her for her entire life. :-)

Thanks to:

  • My GF who took the picture
  • The wig shops attendant, who is still wondering why I was laughing that loud.
  • My neighbors who will no more let they children play around my house.

May this image stays in the blockchain for posterity.

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you are hilarious!

You are a trooper, and you are really taking one for the team here! No shame bro, just make your point! What a riot! LOL!

I love it. Brilliant!

hahaha tooo much !

Thank to cheer me up mate, I need it. Times are tough.

Uptucked. So to speak.

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Really, not good!!!

LEGEND./

O K.....

rambutan is somewhat the same like lychee, right?

Yes but not shaved (with spikes on it)

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i can't stop laughing the shit out of myself... hilarious act.... cheers... keep it up....

So I think my last option is to look if it will work with just the picture.

No, it will not. The picture in the original post was related to the content of the post. Whereas your picture has no meaning.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

This is your point of view, I will continue to parody steemit anyway. I have my audience.

Any system that involves power needs his jester.

Even though I disagree with the taste of the approach taken in the OP, I appreciate this sentiment.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

A few whales supported me a few days ago. It's not the case anymore; I understand they may focus on the quality content. I don't care, I am not running after the steems, I have a decent income and all in all the time i spend on this platform, belive ​me or not, cost me. Anyway, I will keep doing parodies. I want a dialog. Count me in.​

Thanks, we cannot agree on everithing, for sure, there are 500 posts that worth more upvote than mine and are stuck with 5 upvotes and 2 spammy comments, but it's exactly what I am trying to demonstrate. Thank for your half-hearted support. :-)

I felt it aligned nicely with your half-naked photo of man junk most humans are not evolutionarily incentivized to appreciate. Steem on, court jester, steem on! Just be careful, sometimes the jesters don't last long if they don't please the court and those looking to be entertained. ;-)

Sorry to reply to your old comment but there is only four nested level of comments, I will talk with you with pleasure, I am on the chat.

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Keep up the great work @metrox
Upvoted

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Upvoted

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