Soooo, Who Are The Best Lovers.

(Disclaimer) This is NOT a professional opinion.

However, having been around the bush a few times, (not H. W. or Dubya) but the kind Trump refers to, I'm simply passing on some observations. 

Hey....if I can save one guy from eternal hell, (not tonight dear, I have a headache) then I have done my part for all of mankind.

In my own humble opinion great lovers, specifically sex, fall into two categories as the best.

1. Women over the age of 50.

2. Plain Jane women.

Shall I elaborate?

Ok......seeing that you asked and actually read this far.

Category number 1. Women over the age of 50.

IF....yes...IF you meet a woman over the age of 50 who is either widowed, divorced or just chose to remain single. 

JACKPOT!

First, widowed. They have experienced it all. Their lives have been fulfilled and now, with plenty of free time, and a much more open mind, they think clearer than women who have not had the experiences that they have had. They know what a good man is, they know how to please a man, and they know what makes them happy and will not settle for anything less......and they will be up front and straight with you. No holes barred.

AND.....the older the woman, the better. YES.......50, 60, 70, by far are the best. I met my current companion when we were both in our late 50's and have been together now for 16 years. 

Older women for the most part have no hangups when it comes to sex either. If they haven't experienced it all by their 50's, at some point they'll be open to new experiences.

Personally, if I had to do it all over again, instead of seeking out a hot babe when I was younger and getting married, then divorced then remarried then divorced I'd have waited till all of my "wild oats" were sowed, so to speak, and found my perfect partner in my fifties.

You can have plenty of sex before you're 50 without marriage. Unless of course you want to start a family and take your chances it will last forever.

Now the 2nd best lovers.....and partners. 2. Plain Janes.

What IS a Plain Jane.

To put it bluntly, a woman no one would give a second look at if they passed her walking down a sidewalk.

BUT.........trust me on this one guys. They are the next best to the older women I mentioned.

Here are the reasons.

They know they're plain and when a guy pays attention to them they appreciate the attention. And if you dig deeper you'll find they are compassionate, caring, loving, and will give their all because they so much love the attention and love you give to them. Hence, great lovers too.

Remember the song by Jimmy Soul some years ago, "If You Wanna Be Happy." Go to You Tube and you'll get the message.

See, if you marry or date a beautiful woman, you'll have to constantly put up with guys trying to hit on her. AND, she knows that as well. So, Why should she be the perfect lover if she knows she can get any guy she wants. So if she gives you the old "I have a headache line" what ya gonna do? Sulk?

Plus, if you're a suspicious kinda guy, and she comes home late, or the phone rings, you answer and someone hangs up, I bet with a sexy hot woman you'd wonder. But, with  a Plain Jane, I also bet you wouldn't give it a second thought.

Do "I" have experience in these areas?  You betcha!

Do my theories pawn out? Second you betcha.

I'm NOT going to go into specifics, but, I've been there and done that. MY best lover, BEFORE I met my current companion was 20 years older than me, a widow, a professional career retired person, and had a cutting edge sense of humor. She taught me more about life, sex, and relationships more than I ever knew before I met her.

In fact, having been divorced twice cause I fell for the "hot babe" route, I would have married that woman in a heartbeat. Even considering her age. But, it was too late. She became ill and passed away. I still think of her to this day.

So, in conclusion, you can keep these tips in mind, or, go the hot babe I wanna fuck your brains out route and marry that woman and take your chances, OR, follow my advice, having been there and done that, and maybe..........just maybe thank me later for not only having a great love and sex relationship but a really good life.

Oh.....feel free to go ahead and fuck your brains out while you're young, BUT............make it a learning experience until you give yourself an "A."

"A" as in, NOW I know what I want, having experienced it all, and maybe Misfit was right.

Can't hurt to wait.

MisfitWisdom