Shaving the cruelest joke on mankind.

Shave or go grizzly. I'm not a big fan of shaving and beards are super itchy.

Some woman want to know what it's like shaving their face, so they shave their head instead. It's not fun.

Some men use razor blades to shave their face and they get cut up real bad. There is blood and every thing.

Others get so bored shaving, that they only have enough patience to do half the work. Don't get me started on hair cuts!

Some people rebel against shaving their face, but instead shave their head to make a formal statement of rebellion. This shaving chore most be corrected, or more heads will be shaved in protest of this derogatory act.

Some go the sarcastic route and grow their beards so long, that no shaver could possibly attack their face again. This is like full out war against shaving, these people are the militants of the shaving world. They laugh at the thought of shaving again, and wonder when the rest of the civilized world will see their honorable stance, in this great injustice that has gone on for far to long. Every time you see a beard, this is a declaration of war.

There are also those who are so accustomed to shaving, that they really have just decided to go along with the way society has boxed them in. They raised the white flag of surrender years ago, and just try to get through the day.

The faces of humanity need relief; Blood, cuts, irritation, burns, and deciding on which instrument to buy or replace to continue this whisker massacre. One day we will all have freedom and victory like the young boys we once were. Victory at last I say, victory at last.