Political - FUNNIES! Round 1. World cup of f*** ups.

in shitpost •  6 years ago 

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It would seem we have some judging to do!


With Canada's entry into the competition for most ridiculous politicians style, the pressure is mounting on other world crime ministers. This is getting to be a pretty tough competition to judge now, so without any further ado, lets get down to today's top 5 entries (round 1).


Enter stage "LEFT" Justin and his magic disappearing eyebrows.



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Donald Trump is said to be very annoyed! Enter stage "RIGHT"


He went as far as saying anything Canada can do, he can do better. He even hired a plane at a cost of (who cares it is only your money) $redacted. So for your delight and amusement, here's DONALD.



Big round of applause please for the Donald's hair.


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Theresa May gave a statement outside number 10 Downing street. Enters the stage from "BELOW"


Theresa asked for her flag to be shown with the American flag also, and stated "anything the USA does - we follow, so I would like both flags shown not our own, as we are trying to ban people from using ours at home anyway"
She insists though that "she is still a world leader, and vows to prove the UK is still number 1 with her entry" I feel certain she is in with a pretty good chance, though with the competition so far being sooooooo good, who knows.


Theresa's entry!


She decided to do bad hair, and a cat walk, I think she almost pulled this one off, quite literally!



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Viva le FRANCE Macron was heard shouting before his entry! Enters stage from the "LEFT"


Emmanuel Macron made the mistake of watching the other entries before taking his turn, he seemed cock sure he would win, though like his national football team, I think the pressure was just a little toooo much for him.



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Ladies and gentlemen, the final entry for today, Angela (mad dog) Merkel. Note she is also stage "left"

Angela thought she had won before competing, she stated "Like my European project, I can not FAIL" Well I think she may just have celebrated a little prematurely, see what you think below.



So there you have it, today's 5 entries!


That seems like some pretty good efforts, please vote below with your top 3, just put it as country or leaders name. I feel certain many more countries will be clambering to join in, so until tomorrow, I as the host - bid you farewell.


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Deliberators verdict = my vote goes to the eyebrows.


Have a superb day, and keep smiling.


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Merkel shows just how much of a act the whole thing is.

You made it 2 votes now for her, and yes I agree, it shows how staged and fake they are, when cameras are rolling.

So you are going to do the entire World Cup entourage, and announce the winner on your blog? Coooool:)

All good fun, sounds like a good idea, nice 1.

I'm voting for Justine - browgate is hilarious - I wonder if her fake balls will fall off next...

PMSL . we both voted for browgate then, and it does seem a little odd does it not.

Donald's hair is superb, here we just got a brand new president, ''government'' and national coach in less than a month, I guess there will not be much new.
Are you going with england? I don't really care about the cup, there will be so much going on behind, have a nice day bro!

I will back England to maybe get out of the group stages, but that will be as far as they get, they are rubbish when it comes to big competitions.
Cheers bro, have a great week.

That's 2 votes now for her, cheers my friend.