How to pretend like you made a lot in crypto.

in shitpost •  7 years ago  (edited)

I wish to help you become one of those people who go around bragging about how much they made in btc.

All you have to do is follow my 3 step process!

Step 1: buy like 20 dollars of btc/eth/ltc off of coinbase OR buy a full BCH and then feel really confident in yourself and talk about how BTC isn't actually "bitcoin" because something something i said so. 

Step 2: Sell at a loss because you panic sold. This is the MOST IMPORTANT  IMPORTANTIST STEP here. 

Especially during a crash, or during a minor downturn, hell, I don't care, just sell at a loss.

Step 3: Lie about how much you had in btc and when you bought to make it seem like you made thousands of dollars in crypto. 

Following these 3 simple steps, anyone can become an edgy douche. Enjoy!

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      oof i botted this woah

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