Did you contract the HF20 bug? Symptoms and cures

in shitpostchallenge •  6 years ago  (edited)

Does scalability got you down? Can't source a 1Tb stick of RAM to run the chain? Small transactions taking up too much computational power?

Then HF20 may be your answer. The new RC and Mana system will fix all that!

Side effects may include inability to make social network transactions, days without posting or voting and 0% understanding of the new system.

Severe cases may include severe crypto wallet hemorrhaging, forced family interactions and in some cases an unrection (like jumping in cold water, aka Frightened Turtle). If your unrection lasts longer than 5 days please contact a STINC Dev or witness. A Manajob or RC stimulus may reverse these adverse effects.

Contact your local blockchain provider to see if HF20 is right for you!

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I love this so much that instead of upvoting you I will give you my 100% 👍🏻

Perfect. Happily accepted @dfinney!

The new LIMPT works for me!

I still have 3 days until I'm charged up.

I would upvote you but you wouldn't know it!

LOL. No worries, just wanted to put a smile on some faces. Thanks for stopping by @tbnfl4sun.

That’s a good one VG, and unrection🤣🤣🤣

I figured it would be good for a laugh @silverd510.