The night I met Johnny Cash

Sometimes it's not good to be the only sober guy in the bar late at night.

I cannot make this s#it up. As soon as I walk in, a guy in a wheelchair is assaulting people. He's whooping three people at the bar.

Not really.....they're just taking an "L", because you can't fight a guy in a wheelchair. That's a lose/lose situation. If you win, you're an ass. If you lose, a guy in a wheelchair just punked you.

What do you do?

Well, one of the people getting punched by the guy in the wheelchair gets fed up, and punches "wheelchair guy" in the chest. Wheelchair Guy gets pissed, and says, "How are you gonna hit a guy in a wheelchair?! I'm leaving all of you here."

This brings up questions in my mind.

You guys are together? Wheelchair Guy was the designated driver? You then allowed him to get drunk? Now he's leaving you?

Wheelchair Guy goes for the exit, but the doors are preventing him from getting out. He's cussing, trying to get out of the door. I'm refusing to laugh. I cannot, as a human being, laugh at this.....😁

Anyway, during this entire exchange, there is a live guitarist/singer. He sounds just like Johnny Cash. Matter of fact, he did a Cash cover song during this time, and I'm gonna post it down below.

After the whole Wheelchair Guy fight, "Cash" does a 2 minute freestyle about what just took place. I'm wishing to Jeebus I had that freestyle recorded.

It's not over.

The person that punched the handicapped guy, became upset at the singer because of the 2 minute freestyle. He said, "He's my best friend! You're not gonna make up a song about my handicapped best friend!!!" 😑 (You mean the handicapped dude you just punched?)

"Johnny Cash" says, "We can step outside." 👀 😃

Johnny packs his equipment up slowly, steps outside, and a bunch of gay guys are waiting on him......

Yeah, that's right. The whole "Fight Club" crew was gay (Including the guy in the chair), and they all turned on him. It threw me for a loop, not because they were gay, but because I wasn't expecting that s#it. I was not ready. Left field, after left field, after left field.

Johnny Cash was about to fight a guy wearing an ascot, a guy in leggings, and a dude with a tight ass shirt.....in a wheelchair.

I want no parts of this, because it's has EO/hatecrime/BS written all over it. ✌

I need to quit coming to the bar late....and y'all need Jeezus. I'm moving to the country first chance I get.

#SharkSchool
yeah, it's not 10,000 words
I didn't read that long ass post
i'm just freewriting