MY NEARLY RUINED CINEMA EXPERIENCE

So I went to silverbird galleria to see a movie and after paying #2500 as against #1500 at film house cinema surulere
I wanted to buy table water and they were like one goes for #300
What!!? I said with my mouth agape standing akimbo

I just told the guy not to worry and I went out of Ikeja city mall and bought same table water for #50. I bought 2 of it,finished one immediately and took one back to the cinema.

I got to the cinema and wanted to enter when the security told me they don't allow people to go in with a table water bought from outside

Shuuu? No be water everything be?

I quickly opened and took in some gulps but I couldn't finish it since my tummy is filled from taking the first one so I was looking for a place to drop it. I turned a bit and saw some table water all in halves neatly arranged to form a shape like a pentagon. I quickly dropped mine there and made sure to complete the pentagon shape. I guess some guys like me did it

I just smiled at myself thinking (my mama no born stupid pikin na,how I go pay #300 for one table water,na wakanda magic potion I wan buy?)

Time for movie came and I marched to the desk to collect my pop corn and fanta only to notice that I no longer have my ticket.

See getting ooo,aiye mi ooo
Village people wan get me oo
Abi these oshodi boys wey get PhD for pick pocketing dey here too?

These and many other thoughts ran across my mind,I nearly had thoughts jam then I decided to trace my ticket back to the place where I got the table water maybe I dropped the ticket with the bottle of table water I dropped in the "Cleaner Lagos bin"

I got there and was ransacking the dust bin,people there were looking at me but I didn't mind, after like five minutes of searching, I was almost giving up while walking towards the lady that sold the water for me when I saw that white paper. "It could be any paper", I told myself hissing "but it doesn't harm checking it anyways" I added

I picked it up and there it was,my #2500 movie ticket. I smiled and collected relay baton my spirit has been waiting to pass to me while smiling. I got to the cinema,they were already about five minutes into the movie already and once again.I marched to the desk and collected my pop corn and 7up and off I went to the cinema hall. I watched it ever happily after(if there is anything like that sha)

I won the big headed village people at last
Mercy said no
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