10 Singaporean Lame Jokes 新加坡十大欠扁问答题

Here are 10 Cold jokes to help you break the ice at any party!

1. Why did the fox keep falling down?
   因为狐狸很脚滑（狡猾)

2. Which animal is blind and deaf?
   LOBSTER–因为聋瞎 (龙虾)

3. Why did the man sit on the potato?
   因为男子汉大丈夫, 敢做敢当 (敢坐 GAN DANG)
   GAN DANG (CANTONESE) = POTATO

4. What's the longest sword ever made?
   屠龙刀 (Too Long)

5. Who invented beatboxing?
   Qin Shi Huang (a Chinese emperor)
   One night, assassins invaded the palace and he shouted: "来人啊! 捕刺客,打刺客!”
   He said it faster and faster and faster...捕-刺-客-捕-刺-客-捕-刺-客-捕-刺-客!

6. What's 小白 + 小白?
   小白 2 (兔)

7. What happens to a bean when you squeeze it with your hands?
   It becomes SOYA (手压) BEAN...

8. Why is the fish very cunning?
   因为鱼骗米粉 (鱼片米粉–FISH SOUP WITH NOODLES)...

9. Why are babies cruel?
   卑鄙无耻 (BABY NO TEETH)...

10. Who picked up the dumpling that dropped on the floor?
    降龙– 因为降龙拾 BA ZHANG

Try it out and let me know how it goes! Ignore people who give you the cold shoulder, I think you're cool. Totally.

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