My idea of a funny infomercial for slothicorn

in slothicorn •  7 years ago  (edited)

Let's skip all the pleasantries and get right to it. The characters of this infomercial include a talented artist (Tee), a narrator and finally a puppet made like the unicorn slothisanders.

Setting

The setting of the infomercial is going to be an open room displaying very few art works. It should be about eight to ten in total, the room should also contain a couch, a bunch of clothes and kitchen utensils.
To illustrate this better, the artist has divided the room into two sections. One part is where he works on his art and the other part is where he lives.

Infomercial

The infomercial begins with the artist trying to make a painting and then he gets a call from an old friend slothisanders.
Here is the dialogue.
Slothisanders : Hey, what's up?
Tee: Just trying to create a new artwork that I hope will meet my bosses artistic taste.
Slothisanders : That's the same thing you said last week. Infact, I am coming over.
Cuts the call.
Slothisanders doesn't knock when she arrives but rushes into the room to meet The working on his artwork.
Slothisanders : Wow Tee, you have really outdone yourself, this is some really great stuff. How come you are still working when you have this. This looks like Jackson Pollock art. Ehm what's the name again.
Tee: Reflection of the big dipper.
Slothisanders : Yeah, that's the one.
Tee: I know it does but my boss doesn't like it, he says it isn't unique.
Slothisanders : What kinda unique is he searching for, this is a gold mine you have here.
Tee: Prove it
Slothisanders : Ok, I will but first you have to open an account wit steemit and I bet you will be overwhelmed by the upvote you will get for your art.
Tee: I have already tried it but steemians don't care that much about art.
Slothisanders : This time it will be different, there is a new discord channel on steemit that promotes your kind of work. It's called slothicorn. Infact slothicorn is all about art. Come join us, I promise things will be different.
Narrator: To join slothicorn, go to stellabelle's blog and click on the discord channel.
To view Jackson Pollock's artwork, click here
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