What’s Red and White and Covered in Noddles?

in smartphonephotography •  7 years ago  (edited)

I have a dark confession to make: I love dead baby jokes. I always have. The creepier the better. I’m thinkng about doing a photo series with dolls to reinnact some of my favorites. But meanwhile, I’ll be sharing some relatively weird baby photos I’ve taken. Starting with these...

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I’ve been racking my brains trying to write a dead baby joke to go with these. Any ideas? Post your best and twisted ones in the comments. Should I choose yours, it’ll be rewarded with a little SBD.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I don't have any dead baby jokes, and these must be the creepiest photos I have seen in a while! 🙄😁

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I consider that high praise indeed. 😬

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Not that baby dolls in covered in take out isn't creepy enough but the manican heads fit right in with theses.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Ha! I made these noodles. 😬

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Love it!

      At least the roaches have the decency not to try and crawl out while you're eating ;)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Right?!? Dinner should sit still while you eat.

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      What's little and covered in noodles? a naked baby with appitite.

      Interesting photos and artistic, slightly disturbing.

      Whats a baby covered in noodles and behind bars called? happy.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Amusing. 😊

        Dead baby jokes are riddles that are answered with disturbing, macabre, and violent ends for the babies.

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