Woah, here's an article about people choosing to marry themselves.
Love is hard. Marriage is work. But this is pretty nutzo. I mean I think of this as a real millennial thing. You know, I identify as a gender fluid genital nuetral homeschooled fair trade vegan unicorn. Since there aren't any others I'll marry myself too.
I wonder how my wife and kids will feel about that...
Now just wait for the bitter divorces.
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As soon as attorneys figure out a way around the conflict of interest…
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This can't be for every state. Isn't this technically consanguineous marriage? If you can't marry your sister, how can you marry yourself? What if there are children? Who's going to make the father pay if he doesn't exist?
This is worse than Narcissus. He was in love with his image, she is professing her love for herself. Narcissus lost his will to live and killed himself. Watch for her obituary.
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WTF lol.....are people serious....
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When they started talking about "starter marriages"
the institution of marriage was already dead. (tell death do us part?)
So,... whatever. Go right ahead, have fun, yeah.
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Okay so since we live in opposite world now, can I just marry the planet and get half of her stuff?
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No, unfortunately the world doesn't work like that. You have to marry it, have kids with it, then divorce it, and as you leave for whatever reasons you realize that because of work you're actually kinda unfit to take possession of the children and end up not only giving earth all your stuff but then also have 18 years (or more depending on the length of time required to raise earth/human children to an age of maturity). You'll be left longing for the days of your wasted youth and romance while widdling you savings to nothing.
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pssshh, take me back to the real world.
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