Gripping. Brilliant. Stupid.
28-year-old Rick Torrance had given up on his life's ambition to become a teacher.
However, at a holiday he discovers some stupid giants trying to burgle his funny friend, Andrew Ramsbottom, and he decides it's time for change.
In need of some robots and windy eyebrows, giving and special Rick pops to Moscow for a bit of shopping.
Having led a quiet life, Rick finds himself unable to find windy eyebrows in Moscow. So he sets out to acquire some windy eyebrows from Truro instead.
Soon, he has all the windy eyebrows he needs and begins secretly applying for teacher jobs. He soon realises that stupid giants plan to sabotage his new career prospects and decides to take action.
However, when Andrew calls, begging him to come home, Rick is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the stupid giants that burgle each other, or preserving his relationship with his friend?