#hand edicted
0. man meat
1. the black half of Barack Obama
2. Jehovah’s witnesses
3. my boyfriend's stupid penis
4. a dead dream
5. a big floppy donkey dick
6. an infinite fucking loop
7. Shitty Jimmy
8. Captain Murphy on Stimutacs
9. The Baddest Bitch of the Bad Girl's Club

#hand alxgraham
0. Matthew McConaughey as himself
1. deez nuts
2. the pirate’s life
3. trash mouth
4. a Russian mail-order bride
5. sweet revenge
6. a shiny rock that proves I love you
7. tumors full of hair and teeth
8. Tide Pod Pizza
9. incognizant sexism

#hand ericwilson
0. anal fissures
1. close-ups of cute animals with a wide angle lens
2. a robot that draws dicks on people when they pass out
3. three dicks at the same time
4. llamas with hats
5. blowjobs for everyone
6. soggy man thong
7. white people
8. pretentious hipsters with handlebar mustaches
9. patriotic brainwashing

#hand wizard
0. shitty parenting
1. our first chimpanzee President
2. Trump
3. whining like a little bitch
4. an aborted fetus
5. total control of the media
6. seeing grandma naked
7. Bronies
8. a peyote-fueled vision quest
9. that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for

#round 1

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