Chistes cortos

in spanish •  6 years ago 

Llevo mal dia y a ver si me animo escribiendo algunos chistes y si os hacen gracia nos alegramos el dia.

¿Cual es el pajaro mas adinerado?

El pe-riquito

Soy tan buena persona que no madrugo para que dios ayude a otro

No me entran los vaqueros.

Ni los indios con lo fea que eres...

¿Como vuelves loco a un hombre en la cama?

Facil escondele el movil

Mama... estoy embarazada!!!

Pero chica ¿donde tenias la cabeza?

Entre el volante y el equipo de musica

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