Un anciano hace su visita semanal al psiquiatra

in spanish •  7 years ago 

El psiquiatra pregunta:
¿Cómo es tu relación con Dios?
El viejo responde:
Es increíble, Dios me ayuda mucho. Todas las noches, cuando necesito usar el baño, enciende la luz y la apaga por mí después de que haya terminado. Dios es asombroso.
El psiquiatra se sorprendió, por lo que llama a la hija del viejo, y le dice:
Tu padre dijo que Dios enciende la luz para él cuando usa el baño todas las noches. ¿A qué se refiere con esto? Estoy muy sorprendido!
La hija responde con furia:
¡Ese bastardo ha estado orinando en la puta nevera!

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Source: Stephanie Rayner https://imgur.com/a/Q1lxJrc

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    puedo compartirlo? un chiste de vez en cuando en mi blog no hace mal a nadie jajaja

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Claro, por supuesto

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Jajajaja, muy gracioso!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Gracias

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Que barbaro el viejito pensaba que Dios lo ayudaba y era que lrinaba en la nevera. Increible

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      ·  7 years ago 

    La vejez es muy dura

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      ·  7 years ago 

    ¿La chica de la foto es la hija? :-p

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Beautiful girl.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        ohh yeah

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          ·  7 years ago 

        jajajajajaja muy bueno el chiste!!

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Gracias

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            ·  7 years ago 

          WOW!!!!! That's great!

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Thank you

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              ·  7 years ago 

            I followed you! you excellent !

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