The Truth About Wrestling - Seven Bucks March Q&A

All right, guys, once again, one
of my favorite things to do it.

Is the world
famous/infamous Rock Q&A's.

Enjoy.

Do you consider your
penis your oldest son?

[LAUGHING]

What the [BLEEP] kind
of question is that?

You're stupid.

Hey, Rock.

I'm 14.

I love you and your wrestling
and your movies, especially

"Moana."

Thank you very much.

I appreciate that.

My question-- out of
everyone you've worked with,

who is your favorite one you've
worked with in the wrestling

industry--

OK-- and your favorite one who
you've worked with in acting.

All right, so
you're 14 years old.

You love "Moana."

Thank you very much
for loving "Moana."

I appreciate that.

I have worked with the greatest
of the greats in wrestling,

and I love all these guys.

There's two guys
in pro wrestling

in terms of wrestlers.

One would have to be Triple H.

And the other one would have
to be Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Both guys I love, both
guys I respect, I admire.

We're great friends
still to this day.

Always remember that
all those matches

that you loved in the past,
the matches that I won--

1, 2, 3.

--it was very real.

I legitimately beat
those individuals

I beat everybody when I won.

1, 2, 3-- it's real.

The matches that I lost--

--everything in
that match was fake.

There's no way that
I could ever lose,

so that's when you
know it's fake as hell.

It's a bunch of bullshit.

Of all the actors I've worked
with, Academy Award winners--

Where's the tooth?

It's a long and
delightful story.

--comedy actors--

Oh.

Oh, god.

That was so close, Jet.

--action actors--

Goddamn IT guys.

--I would have to say the one
I loved working with the most

is--

what's the guy-- oh,
the man in the mirror.

Ow.

Scorchin'.

What if your oldest
daughter told you

she was dating someone
at this very moment?

If she came to me,
if Simone came to me

and was like, listen,
Dad, I'm dating someone.

I was like, oh cool, all
right, well, bring him in.

And he comes in, and I'm
like, hello, what's your name?

And he's hey, my name--

--ooh!

Right there.

What that is-- that's the
throat that I'm grabbing.

That means I'm choking
the life out of this boy.

Then it just goes
down, down, down, down.

Simone's not in
the room right now

because she was escorted out.

Yeah.

Down, down, down.

And that just stops down there.

Guys what's that thing
when-- oh, gurgling.

That happens because you're
fighting for your life.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Then there's more--

Oh, you just stay down there.

And that's how I would react.

Great.

What is your favorite thing
about you and Superwoman, AKA

Lilly Singh?

My favorite thing
about me and Superwoman

really is just the
vibe that we have

and the connection that we have.

She's just such a cool chick.

I love her.

I adore that girl.

She loves me.

• I am a huge fan of the Rock
  since I was a little girl.

• No, I'm only kidding.

The best part about
Lilly is she desires me.

• I know everything about him.

• I'm only kidding.

The best part about Lilly
is that she does everything

she possibly can do
to inspire her fans,

and that is such
an awesome thing.

That's my girl.

What up, dawg?

That's just DJ Lilly
jive that we do.

All right guys, I hope you
enjoyed it as much as I did.

Remember to leave
your questions below.

To all the ones who were
asking, like really, really

funny and kind of
inappropriate questions,

what's that term, guys?

Oh, go yourself.