2018 TEAM OF THEY YEAR

in sports •  6 years ago  (edited)

Although I believe the team of the year will be another one of UEFA's corrupt selections comedies, I submit to you, the candidates.

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KEEPERS : Alisson (What is this guy doing here???) , Hugo Lloris , Keylor Navas, Jan Oblak( The Absolute No1, not only this year) , Marc-André Ter Stegen(overrated)

DEFENDERS: Virgil Van Dijk, Raphaël, Sergio Ramos (fail), Marcelo, Diego Godín, Giorgio Chiellini, Samuel Umtiti, Jordi Alba(hahaha) , Kalidou Koulibaly (who the fook is this guy), Kostas Manolas, Lucas Hernandez, José María Giménez, Gerard Pique (HAHAHA, are you kiddin me ???) , Joshua Kimmich (is this guy running for Miss Germany ), John Stones

MIDFIELDERS : Luka Modrić (THE MAN, the only MAN), N'Golo Kanté, Kevin De Bruyne, James Milner, Casemiro, Isco, Toni Kroos(Oh Boy) , Paul Pogba (C'mon UEFA, have a little imagination), Ivan Rakitić, David Silva, Miralem Pjanić, Saúl Ñíguez, Eden Hazard (probably the best here along with LUKA) , Dimitri Payet, Florian Thauvin

ATTACKERS : Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo (LOL, he should be put into GAY category not attacker) , Sadio Mané, Kylian Mbappé, Neymar( Abba would call him : DIVING QUEEN), Antoine Griezmann(crybaby Ballon D'oro Wannabe ), Harry Kane, Mohamed Salah (The True Prophet) , Roberto Firmino, Edin Džeko (WTF???) , Robert Lewandowski( in your dreams), Paulo Dybala, Luis Suárez(belong in a Zoo rather than World Starting 11), Edinson Cavani, Gareth Bale(Should get the Goal of The Year Puskas Award)

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Where is the music?

what music

you used the 'music' tag :)