Oh Joy of Joys! My Stalker Has Returned!

Last December I told my tale of woe. My dearest stalker had forsaken me and gone off to stalk others:

I Thought I Had My Very Own Stalker. But He’s Been Cheating On Me.

At first I thought I had him all to myself! At first he seemed true to me.

...a Steemian decided to flag me 38 times over the course of 12 minutes.

But I suppose that was too much to hope for. “My” stalker stepped out on me. He started flagging others! Flags that could have been mine.

And then my world crashed and he went away. To I know not where. But I was lost and alone in a heartless Steemlandia where people engaged and supported each other. The horrors! Where was my stalker when I needed him so?

Almost a year has passed. I’d all but given up hope. And then, a miracle from out of the blue.

He came back to flag an innocuous comment of mine. In the sweetest way possible, just hours before payout:

But, just like before, he was being unfaithful to me, stalking others too, and downvoting them also, just before payout:

Thankfully, he downvoted me at 100% but downvoted the others less. Maybe he still stalks me more! A wombat can dream.

But my stalker has been gone a while now and maybe does not know that upvotes can now also be done just before payout so I made sure to counteract the attention he gave to others:

Do I dare hope that he’ll take the hint, forsake all others, and stalk only me? Oh, to have my very own stalker all to myself again!

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