Lady at Starbucks in a very disgruntled tone " What is that clear liquid YOU ARE putting in MY drink???"
*ME in my head - For the love of God... I need a pay raise...
ME outloud " that would be Water Mam"
Lady to her friend "Well she's not very nice is she?"
My Coworker to me " did she just ask you what water is?
ME " OMG, Yes..."
*ME in my head... and that's why Trump is President