What happened to Steemit?: A time-line story of “Joe” the Steemian

in steem •  8 years ago  (edited)

April

Ok this seems interesting, lets write some stuff and see if I actually receive any money after the 4th of July.

May

15,000 dollars for my introduceyourself post, pfff as if they are gonna pay me for writing about my life, how stupid do they think I am?

Early June

Lets go along with this and write some more….

“This is my puppy dog ralph” ...picture here, another picture here.. kisses, kisses, love you steemians….

Boom 5,000 dollars! Hehe this is fun.

Late June

Aaarrghhhh stupid bots are taking away all my imaginary money!... its noooot faaaiiiir!!

These whales man, they think they can just rule steemit, what a fucking circlejerk!

July

Ok, its the 4th lets put an end to this scam…..oh wait….HOLY SHIT!!! I am rich!!!

Steemit is the future of social media brooo, I always knew it, @dantheman is a demi-god, @ned is so handsome I wish he would marry me!….

I can’t sleep all I do is steem all day, I am so lucky to have found this platform.

I am a dolphin now, I love you whales thank you for supporting my shitty writing!

I am gonna tell all my friends how much money I have made, go on a nice holiday and take lots of pictures with a steemit sign next to my face, yeah that is what I am gonna do to receive another 1,000 SBD… woooo me!!

Early August

Price dropping…. I better power down quick and sell while I can, meanwhile I will write a post telling people to buy and stay calm, I will dump on those suckers hehe….

Oh crap my posts are only getting 20 bucks, what the hell happened man!?.. stupid whales don’t know good content even if it hits them on the face..

I will write a big post complaining about this pile of crap….

Nice, my bitching post got $700!

Late August

I have written 20 posts in the past 24 hours and only got cents!! this is bullshit man, I knew this was all a scam, fuck it I am gonna take all the money I have rightfully earned on Steemit and buy myself some AMP, #synero for the Win!


Note: I was originally going to write one of my rants, then I realized some people are incapable of reason so I made fun of them instead.

#steemit #life
#funny

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I wonder if we complain about Steemit on Facebook we could make any money?

PS- I lulzd :)

in Facebook I just need a few minutes to make a post. not x hours as here. In Facebook nobudy expect money. Here expect any money for his work / article. Which unfortunately does not always happen. this makes certain user frustrated.

@chitty
basically this will just be trash, if not actually see this concept change for the better

should not expect how your content will be appreciated here, I just thought to throw it at any time, because I do not have an exact reason why you should buy Steem?

this my article :)
Don't Buy Steem and Steem Dollars
Review posts about Steem Dollar Stability Supplement

Yeah no kidding lol. It's not a scam people just panicking. Why does everyone keep talking up Synereo? Synereo isn't even out yet. What about Monero it is up 300% over the last week?

I know from Synereo award will be distributed more fairly.
Here all the power from the whales and only they give an award, but people are not happy with how they distribute it.

If I could buy AMP, then I would do it.
But I damn poor refugee.
So I pass by and I observe the Universe from outside :)

you look at masteryoda
each time it receives a few hundred dollars.
for what?
for graphics?
that's funny.
people post novels, stories written by them and it is much more interesting than the useless graphics.
where's the justice?
it does not exist.
so my opinion all people will go to Synereo
and whales now sell all their wealth ...

Funny 'cos it's true

me follow you and upvote
if you can back upvote my blog ?
https://steemit.com/photography/@zein/the-beach-where-i-live-original-work

WOW! Tell us how you feel! Synero ftw ? might be right.

Yea, Keep Us Posted,
I believe It Will Open On Thursday
I am On Their Mailing List
I Had some issues posting a blog post here?
That is Why I am Commenting, because
I am unable to use the blog software
The post button is a faded blue even after adding tags
and the time Oh My God The Time Spent
If I could finished Posting , I May Move On, I am
wanting to put good content out but dang post button won't work
I reset and all, and still will not work
I am an experienced blogger at that.

Very well written post. Funny story. Like the "demi-god" - @dantheman. Keep sharing, keep helping others and keep spreading happiness.

I LOL'ed, I did the same myself...

WOW
Thanks For the Share

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