Ever wonder how some STEEMIT users get such wild amounts of STEEM and POWER?
Are you barely literate or have absolutely no willpower or want to want to write better?
I've created a short illustrated guide on how to maximize the amount of STEEM you have!
HOW TO GET STEEM:
A: Actually mine it with computers
Are your writing skills on par with that of a legless dog? Get your computer to do the work!
My buddy @pfunk has been a stand up gent and written up an idiot proof guide to mining:
pfunk's Steem Windows Mining in a Linux Virtual Machine
B: Make a bot that shitposts
If bot's like @wang have taught me anything.. It's that neckbeards are rewarded with LOOT.
Learn a programming language, make a program that posts on steemit and make millions.
C: Tongue the STEEM Whale's balls
Steal a post that rubs the STEEM whales balls right so they cum hawt STEEM all over you.
While the most elusive of all the ways to make STEEM, it seems the highest yields.
You basically need tits, "mad street cred" or some sort of cult following to achieve this.
Very funny! Option one seems the most legit option two is unethical but id still consider it. Dont want to lick any whale balls so I'll just have to remain broke until I investigate further about options 1 and 2. Funny post man!
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Heres another way
https://steemit.com/competition/@ph111p/competition-free-to-enter-win-usd100-equivilant-in-steem-guess-how-much-this-post-will-payout-at-the-next-payout
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Very funny and Entertaining for my morning coffe after being locked out of my own computer ! :(
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I wish i was clever enough to own a bot :)
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Psst over here...
https://steemit.com/steemit/@williambanks/bot-warz-a-hybrid-approach
All it needs is upvotes for me to release it. Decided to lower the threshold to $500 I just need to know people will use the damn thing before I actually edit it for general release. It's mostly done now. And it's free!
Also it doesn't shitpost, it just starts an upvote swarm to force postings to surface to the top.
Basically, insta whale but with human overrides and controls.
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Williambanks release the BOT
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Interesting. Will it be open source?
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I am experimenting something: upvoting the right content at the right timing. it should yield steem.
Unfortunately, that means I am not even reading posts: I upvote only based on their value and potential.
From learning cool things to bling gambling... sad (?)
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Sad
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excelente post con ilustraciones HQ
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Wov! How disgusting that whale illustration!😄
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Well I LOL'ed that's for sure, great post ;)
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I knew I was gonna find you here soon or later, klye.
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bots the best
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Tongue the STEEM Whale's balls ...LOL !!!
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I've already earned like 0.30$ by upvoting posts since yesterday. Sadly, I'm too untalented to write some interesting... stuff.
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You forgot
D: Whine and moan until you get given some because you deserve it just for showing up...
CG
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lol Great post...love the images,lol
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hahaha...killing me.
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Great Drawings klye!
do you use MS Paint? love your style haha :)
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Yeah, I use ms-paint for all my art and illustration.
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LOL!! Your illustrations are great.
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Thank you! I do portraits as well. :)
I posted an article earlier but think I may have to work on the delivery.
Generally, The amount of commissioned the bigger the focus of the picture.
https://steemit.com/art/@klye/klye-art
Enjoy. :D
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is it worth gpu mining!?
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I've tried cpu mining using windows but I couldn't keep my computer running long enough to hit any POW. And, there's no pool mining for steem, only solo mining. You can check @tuck-fheman 's post on Windows mining.
Here's the link to the post.
https://steemit.com/steem/@tuck-fheman/how-to-mine-steem-in-windows
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You can only mine with CPUs, and I haven't tried it.. I am not sure how profitable it is at the moment. I tried looking for that data, but there is none that I could fine.
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I haven't tried yet personally so can't advise properly on that matter
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have you tried the Option c?
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"cum hawt steem" well this made me guffaw!!
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Or you can add value
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Upvoted for the honesty !
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I thought you were harsh on Klye for the ball licking, but then I saw you were Klye :D
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Hi Klye, gambler, I bought your dick art in the past
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I actually avoid gambling -EV these days. :D
Thank you for supporting me and my art. :)
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Kyles art is LIFE.
Kyle didn't choose the art life. It chose him.
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This is hilarious! Nice reading about the problems which everybody seems to have in a new light!
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